By the way, I guarantee the Muslims (and I don't care what others think about this, they are ALL monsters deep in their hearts) are making worse jokes about Christians.
Islam is a terrible religion. A moderate Muslim is just a Muslim that would rather we died from poisoning than beheading.
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> By the way, I guarantee the Muslims [...] are making worse jokes about Christians.
I don't know if the Muslims are told to turn the other cheek, but I pretty distinctly remember your holy book saying that.
Grin and bear it.
A moderate Muslim is just a Muslim that would rather we died from poisoning than beheading.
I knew a couple of Muslims at work and they were some of the nicest people there. Even after I accidentally ordered a sausage pizza when our IT group went out for lunch (because I seriously wasn't thinking) they simply bought their own pizza and they were always nice to me even after that. Granted, that doesn't represent the entire population of Muslims in the world but at least I know that unlike you, you stereotyping asshole.
Wow. An entire group of religious people are monsters. At least they're not mincing words.
And that little "joke" posted by the OP was pretty darn tasteless. Where is the Christian love and tender tolerance and righteousness that is supposed to make you so darn superior...?
"A moderate Muslim is just a Muslim that would rather we died from poisoning than beheading. "
I'm an atheist and I don't care how, just so long as you die.
All the Muslims I know (and I bet I know at least three times as many as you do, Stucky), are nice, decent, hardworking and productive members of society. None of them have made any jokes (good or bad) about Christians, and neither of them want me (or anyone else) dead, either by poisoning or beheading.
One of them got a bit shirty with me at one time, when I asked how they know that the Koran verses are read out loud the same way as when Muhammad lived. I wasn't trying to attack; I was just curious from a linguistic point of view. But I still don't think she wanted me dead...
(and I don't care what others think about this, they are ALL monsters deep in their hearts)
But yet Christians are all about love and not judging, right?
I think all religions are dangerous and a waste of money and brain-power, but, at least I know a fair amount about quite a few of them. I'd bet dollars to grains of sand you don't know much about Islam OR even Christianity.
That's harsh. I, too, happen to be a monster deep in my heart, but that doesn't make me a bad person.
jokes about Christians.
Where's Lenny Bruce when you need him?
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses." (LB)
@ Stucky
You really haven't a clue, have you? When were you last in a Muslim country? Any of the Muslims I got to know in Egypt were kind, normal people, who didn't have the lurid fantasies that you seem to harbour.
Coincidentally, one of them was the head chef de cuisine in a hotel in Luxor. On my many visits there in the 1980s and 90s it was his delight to welcome me by preparing for me a really special meal - a veritable banquet. It must shatter your fantasies that I am still alive. Sorry to disappoint you. No poison, only kindness and a warm welcome.
Get you bigoted head out of the sand.
@ Micharion
Il Hamdu lilLah (Praise to God), I am still among the living. My stomach is healthy, and my head is still firmly on my shoulders.
I trust that the same good condition applies also to you.
And no. I am not Muslim - although there are red-headed Egyptians, I can confirm. Probably left-overs from the British occupation.
I assure you that both of the Muslms I married, as well as others with whom I have dined, were first-rate cooks. The closest I came to being poisoned was when I was forced to consume little plates of Snot Nose Chutney during the dust storm season, but actually, that was good for me.
Ooh! Christian jokes!
How many Raptards does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Teens4Christ does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Chik-Fil-A corporate heads does it take to change a light bulb?
He just insulted a lot of good people that I have worked with and served beside.
For the sake of my clean police record, I hope I wouldn't beat the living snot out of this guy if I saw him in person.
If you are annoyed at Muslims making fun of you, stop giving them material.
Edit: As somebody who ate Turkish cuisine once every week for two and a half years, undoubtedly made by not only one believing Muslims, but several, I am still alive. By the way, that's approximately 220 chances to poisen me.
I live in a city with a very large Muslim community. Our newspapers are strangely short of "death-by-poisoning" stories, and certainly not because they are so commonplace that they aren't news.
I have shared an office with Muslims, and I have eaten in Muslim-owned restaurants (the Halaal and/or no-pork signs being rather a giveaway). And guess what? I'm still here.
*sings to the tune of Handel's "Messiah"*
"Par-anoia, paranoia, paranoia, par-a-noi-a!"
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