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[Topless members of FEMEN doused anti-gay Archbishop André-Joseph Léonard with water in a protest against homophobia.]

I have to restrain my natural self from wanting a guy with a flamethrower on that stage incinerating these filthy lezbo rat bitches.

Then I must realize this priest stood and suffered before the insults and torments of these wretched dykes with the same demeanor that Christ had before the chief priests and elders, who too were oblivious to their own wickedness, and filled to the brim with Satan, while Christ stood their innocently, suffering for our sins:

“Then they spit in his face and struck him with their fists. Others slapped him.”
Mat. 26:67

“Those who passed by hurled insults at him, shaking their heads and saying, “You who are going to destroy the temple and build it in three days, save yourself ! Come down from the cross, if you are the Son of God!” In the same way the chief priests, the teachers of the law and the elders mocked him.”
Mat. 27:39-41

Then I take solace that these vermin have rejected the Way, and the Truth, and thereby determined their own eternal destiny, which will be far worse for them than my imagining their momentary incineration by flame thrower:

“But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.”

Revelation 21:8

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