[Topless members of FEMEN doused anti-gay Archbishop André-Joseph Léonard with water in a protest against homophobia.]
I have to restrain my natural self from wanting a guy with a flamethrower on that stage incinerating these filthy lezbo rat bitches.
Then I must realize this priest stood and suffered before the insults and torments of these wretched dykes with the same demeanor that Christ had before the chief priests and elders, who too were oblivious to their own wickedness, and filled to the brim with Satan, while Christ stood their innocently, suffering for our sins:
“Then they spit in his face and struck him with their fists. Others slapped him.”
Mat. 26:67
“Those who passed by hurled insults at him, shaking their heads and saying, “You who are going to destroy the temple and build it in three days, save yourself ! Come down from the cross, if you are the Son of God!” In the same way the chief priests, the teachers of the law and the elders mocked him.”
Mat. 27:39-41
Then I take solace that these vermin have rejected the Way, and the Truth, and thereby determined their own eternal destiny, which will be far worse for them than my imagining their momentary incineration by flame thrower:
“But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.”
Revelation 21:8
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So, let's see, Mr. Clingtomyguns... insane wingnut username, DARVO, massively overdone retaliatory punishment, martyr complex, bible verses, ultra-arrogant holier-than-thou attitude... hmm, if you could just throw some evolution denialism and a reference to the Rapture, you'll be a dead cert for the Idiot of the Year award!
"I have to restrain my natural self from wanting a guy with a flamethrower on that stage incinerating these filthy lezbo rat bitches."
I agree that FEMEN is completely stupid, but that's not good enough for you. You have to take it to the next level and talk about burning them alive. Stay classy, asshole.
Methinks ol' Clinger is enjoying himself there. Should he be lynched? Or should he be spared? Let's eagerly await the wisdom and sage advice of the current transient troll, Captain Insanity, or whatever his name is.
"I have to restrain my natural self from wanting a guy with a flamethrower on that stage incinerating these filthy lezbo rat bitches. "
Those filthy lezbo rat bitches had PMS, so your 'restraint' was actually cowardly fear of being beat up by girls.
Except that your Christ did not get to go back to his comfortable home filled with amenities paid for by swindling his followers while he did everything in his power to oppress those who did not agree with him.
The archbishop did not "suffer" anything in this incident.
Femen began as a way to draw attention to sexual violence in Russia and the way their government turns a blind eye toward sexual slavery. They felt that the best way to get everyone's attention was by exposing the most societally hyper-sexualized part of a woman's body: her breasts.
While I agree that it's extreme, the idea does have some merit and they're also using the attention they get to protest the way the LGBT community is discriminated against in their country. Apparently it's as awful to be gay there as it is over here, and the women in Femen are bringing attention to their plight as well.
I have to restrain my natural self from wanting a guy with a flamethrower on that stage incinerating these filthy lezbo rat bitches.
Your Jesus must be very proud of you.
I have no doubt some of the members of Femen may be lesbians. Yeah, and...? A woman who is gay shouldn't protest? A woman who has the twofold burden of not only being a woman in a largely christian society - but being a *gasp* homosexual woman is a non-human who shouldn't be given the same basic right to protest that you would have?
Suck in your misogyny and deal with it. People who are oppressed have every right - no, they have a fucking duty to do something about it, whether you like it or not.
The fact that people like you are so pissed off about it is just a bonus.
Did anyone read the pseudomym as Clitomyguns?
"these filthy lezbo rat bitches."
- What stunningly clever imagery and literary genius is here revealed!
BTW, 'scuse the ignorance, but what is DARVO?
" ...I have to restrain my natural self from wanting a guy with a flamethrower on that stage incinerating these filthy lezbo rat bitches. ..."
Your natural self is a hateful asshole and so deserves to be restrained -- as in lock him up and throw away the key restrained.
First you want to incinerate people, then you quote the Bible saying murderers are going to Hell, and you call yourself cling to my guns. What is the guns for if not to murder with?
I bet the "dykes" had suffered quite a bit of insults and torments from the Archbishop.
"I have to restrain my natural self from wanting a guy with a flamethrower on that stage incinerating these filthy lezbo rat bitches."
According to Jesus, your desire to do such violence is the same sin as if you had actually done that violence. Bad you! Now stop quoting the Bible while lusting to incinerate people.
Merci Mr, Spak and fmitchell.
Oh the shame of such publicly exposed ignorance! I am the better of your kind explanation.
"You know, I'm sorry. Normally we have all the writers. We've got a big group of people kicking that soundbite around, but right now it's just me. So... let me see if I can, just quickly, whip something up here; erm... erm... ooh! I've got something. FUCK YOU!"-Jon Stewart, for when you can't think of the right thing to say.
You know, I've always wondered what the benefit of religion was and we see it here. It gives psychotic revenge addicts a way to get revenge that doesn't involve them actually hurting people. If they think someone will burn for eternity they'll be less likely to pull out a flamethrower, like seen in this post. I'd rather people looked at the world rationally, but if it's a choice between some psycho telling me how much he'll enjoy watching me burn in hell or that same psycho not believing in hell and getting vengeance on me with his own fire, I'll take the former option.
Your dude got water dumped over his head. STFU. I mean, really, it's not even like they did anything that annoying. What, he has to go get his crap dry-cleaned now?
"attacking someone who is seeking reasoned debate is a very dumb idea. "
I've been reading what passes for 'reasoned debate' recently from archbishops and the like regarding gay marriage.
It's only reasoned in the sense that scientific creationism is scientific.
The nerve of some people!
There are men (and women, I'm sure) who would pay good money to get topless women to dump water on them. And the Archbishop has the gall to whine about it!
Harrumph. What is the world coming to, I wonder?
The punishment for dousing someone in water is death by flamethrower. Yeah, that sounds about equal.
That would mean that having Clingtomyguns' ass ravaged by a cactus filled with rusty nails would be an appropriate punishment for a comment this stupid.
Gentle Jesus, Meek and Mild
It shows what happens when gun nuts get into a confrontation. They escalate matters and things turn nasty. So much for "an armed society is a polite society."
Pyramids are not phallic symbols (see today's RSTDT quote) but flamethrowers certainly are, n'est-ce pas, Clingtomyguns?
Because being splashed with water is as bad as actually being oppressed. And clearly deserves eternal hellfire.
Maybe a holier than thou type should walk a mile in a GLBT person's shoes before condemning them. Or, you know, simply show a scrap of empathy. Not that it'd ever happen, but still.
Hold on, I thought you weren't allowed to change bits of the bible? In the KJV it says "whoremongers" (i.e. pimps) but in the NIV that's been changed to "the sexually immoral" which is far more ambiguous, but to me would really just mean anyone who doesn't seek consent, rapists, paedophiles, sheep shaggers, maybe even flashers to a lesser degree. It's not immoral if it is between two legally consenting adults. So the poofs and the lezzas are safe. Next!
I have never understood why sex is hated and guns loved in the US.
Sex and naked bodies are natural, guns and violence are not. So naturally, the US censors sex but shows violence.
And Clingtomyguns shows how much of a religious and sexual fetish guns have become!
So what you're saying is that standing your ground to uphold homophobia, a message of hate , is an act worthy of Christ.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who has a problem with this.
@Hasan Prishtina:
If your phallic symbol acts like a flamethrower, you should probably see a specialist.
@Meeeh:
Because guns weren't invented in time for Jesus to say anything about them to get misinterpreted for 2,000 years.
@tracer:
I suspect that, like a grease fire, you wouldn't like the results of dumping water on a flamethrower.
Also of note: in British English, flamethrowers are sometimes referred to as "flamers" for short. Feel free to make your own juvenile joke about that.
I must express my disappointment at the tenor of the comments thus far. The death penalty, never mind death by flamethrower, is obviously overkill for what FEMEN did, but the maximum possible penalty for assault with a weapon (without the possibility of parole) would be just peachy with me. The use of force to communicate one's points indicates a fundamental inability to get along in a society that is ostensibly dedicated to sorting out its problems with words, rather than bullets and fists, so acts such as FEMEN's must be punished with extreme prejudice. Worse, these actions and others like them have, at least in the minds of intellectual underachievers like Clingtomyguns, justified similarly uncouth countermeasures against equalitarians (assuming they don't escalate the conflict, which we all know the lot at Moonbattery are looking for excuses to do), to say nothing of casting the Archbishop in a more favorable light by way of his gentle response to his attackers. LGBT rights are an important cause and worth raising a ruckus about, but the public order that protects everyone's rights is the foundations of any LGBT rights worthy of the name. Think on that before you decide that actions such as FEMEN's are called for.
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