i mean, lets be honest here. How could evolution be true? first of all, when people say that evolution makes so much sense scientifically, it really makes NO sense scientifically!.. If everything made was just by chance, then how come there isn't more mentally retarded people...?
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Why, oh WHY?!?!...
Why do they make it so EASY?
Well, that's fundies for ya:
They can even suck the fun outta HUMOR ITSELF.
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yes...yes...almost there...just need to add natural selection (death)...
What, no , don't stop there! Nooooooo!
YOU make no sense scientifically. Seriously, where the hell did you come from, how can you use a computer, and why are you so fucking dumb?
Because mentally retarded people tend not to have a very good chance of reproducing, so they don't pass on the genes for mental retardation to the next generation. That is kind of how evolution WORKS.
Most cases of mental retardation are the result of non-disjunction (Down Syndrome), other chromosomal abnormalities, or environmental factors (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome), the few examples of mental retardation caused by the functioning of an individual gene tend to be rare and caused by a recessive gene which only affects those that have a copy from both parents, who may well be unaware that they carry the gene.
You know, you ain't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed...
Did you even stop and consider the hundreds on hundreds of genetic diseases we have to deal with today? Before you say what you think, THINK!
“i mean, lets be honest here.”
Okay. Ahem. YOU do not know enough about evolutionary theory to criticize it.
“How could evolution be true?”
Well, first remove any thought that evolution is for atheists, or requires a disbelief in any gods, or isn’t acceptable to Christains, or Muslims, or Jews, or Hindus….
Take Genesis as an allegory and go from there.
“first of all, when people say that evolution makes so much sense scientifically, it really makes NO sense scientifically!”
Feel free to publish your mishmash of the definition of science, and then your hash of evolutionary theory, to show what you mean, here.
Scientists find it quite scientific.
“If everything made was just by chance,"
Which is not what evolution SAYS, moron.
“then how come there isn't more mentally retarded people...?”
You want more retarded? Trump’s election doesn’t convince you there’s enough of them?
Jeeeeeeeeeeeez….
Confused?
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