As far as provisions [for Noah], God provided for them through His miracle of supply. So there was always food for the animals in the feed buckets. I would imagine that God provided the trees for the lumber.
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If he can give you miraculous food and wood, why can't he just give you a miraculous fucking boat in the first place? Hell, why go through all the pointless waste of a miraculous worldwide flood to kill everything bad except one family (which turned out to be a losing bet anyway, what with the whole drunkenness and incest thing), when you can just miraculously make the world perfect in one go?
And where did the pitch for the ark come from? I thought oil and tar came from trees buried *during* the flood, so it was available *before* the flood how exactly?
Yeah, i know, goddidit, it's the answer for everything.
So, why did God want this boat built in the first place? If he can magically supply millions of species with food, and remove their waste, for half a year or so, couldn't he just magically kill off all humans and leave all other animals where they were?
“As far as provisions [for Noah], God provided for them through His miracle of supply.”
“So there was always food for the animals in the feed buckets.”
“I would imagine that God provided the trees for the lumber.”
Confused?
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