This woman has some very serious issues, not the least of which is that she should NOT be allowed to be the minister of any Christian church. The Bible has had so many prophecies already fulfilled and it certainly isn't a book of myths. How she ever was ordained is a mystery to me because true Christians do NOT turn their back on God and renounce their faith - thus she is influenced by a demonic entity. And she fails to understand sin nature as being the reason people do things that are wrong. She is really to be pitied in some aspects because she is very, very deluded. I would not want to be her on Judgment Day.
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Yes, the Bible fulfills lots of prophicies...within it's own pages, and even then it does a pretty shitty job of it(see the prophecy regarding the location of the messiah's birth and their bloodline). I can make similar prophicies. Watch.
"Sin" is the bad things people do, not the reason they do it. "Sin" doesn't exist as a separate entity, nor do "demons". But your religion invented these things, so it's only fair that you are afflicted with them.
The Bible has had so many prophecies already fulfilled and it certainly isn't a book of myths.
Is today "Opposite Day," or something?
Someone should direct her to the wisdom bequeathed the world by one Derpy Arse Bentover, Duckass and Minibrain... er I mean 'Deaconess and Minister' Troll4Life.
But then, her sin nature that is pathological lying means that her 'title' being as malleable as the mimetic polyalloy structure of a T-1000, thus she can also be an 'Apostle' at will, because she says so (thus she can also be the Archbishop of Canterbury if she so wishes, because her Schizophrenia... er, I mean her 'God' says that she is!), would make Derpy... er, I mean Dorie..., er I mean Doris - or whatever he name is this week - say that Moria isn't a 'True Christian': because only Derpy/Dorie/Doris is!
The T-X that is Liar4Life, vs. the Sarah Connor that is Moron Maggothead Welsher? Whatever, FUNDIE FIGHT! >:D
"She is really to be pitied in some aspects because she is very, very deluded"
Now you now precisely how we feel about you lot, all the time.
"true Christians do NOT turn their back on God and renounce their faith - thus she is influenced by a demonic entity"
Another version of:
"Dan Barker graduated from a well-known Christian University and was for 19 years a Christian evangelist and a missionary who served in other countries. Then he left the faith, becoming an ex-Christian atheist!"
Ray Comfort: "19 years? How did he manage to *fake it* for that long? Even Judas only managed 3 ½ years!!"
The Bible has had so many prophecies already fulfilled
Especially the bits in the Gospels specifically written so as to fulfil prophecies.
She is really to be pitied in some aspects because she is very, very deluded.
This lady's church provides for different interpretations of the Bible from yours, MMW. Deal with it.
@Shinashi
I used to think posts like this were poe. But I have a relative that recently converted to Islam and he says this kind of shit all the time
I know people who say shit like this all the time, too, so I'm very skeptical of poe claims.
@freako104
The con claim is that some of the New Testament stories are fulfilled prophecies of the old testament. They REALLY think this is a valid argument.
Then they claim NT and OT prophecies are being fulfilled throughout the centuries until now with vague verses they once claimed was about Ceasar, no wait now it's Hitler,, hold up apparently it's Obama. The shit never stops and if you hear them pull it "Tyre Bitch" is a perfectly valid response.
I would not want to be her on Judgment Day
And that's what it's all about for you, isn't it? That implied threat, the "wait until your father gets home" of religion used as terrorism.
The Bible has had so many prophecies already fulfilled and it certainly isn't a book of myths.
Tell that to the people of Tyre. Go on. I have friends in Lebanon, they could tell you just how desolate Tyre is.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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