The deforestation of the amazon is not done by man! look at the garden of eden did man do that too?
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First, yes. Yes he did.
Second, the hell?
Oh, well then it Must be those darned Chainsaw-Headed Unicorns. Those bastards!
And you're right! It wasn't Man after all was it? It was Woman! Those Biatches!
Sheesh, Chainsaw Unicorns and Women...will Atheist-Nazi-Liberal-Muslim-Communism know no bounds?
Still /Foreveralone, @christianactor?
Half the fundies in the world claim that liberals are the ones destroying the environment, and the other half have their head in the sand claiming the environment is just fine. Then theres the odd fundie here and there who admits the environment is being destroyed and claims it's their god-given right to destroy it.
What I have never seen is a fundie religious organization actually doing anything to help the environment.
"look at the garden of eden did man do that too?”
Genesis 3:17 And unto FUCKING ADAM he said, Because thou (FUCKING ADAM) hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee (FUCKING ADAM), saying, Thou (That’s YOU, ADAM, you fucker) shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy (ADAM’S FUCKING) sake; in sorrow shalt thou (ADAM) eat of it all the days of thy (ADAM’S) life;
It’s subtle, yes, but scholars with years to spend studying the text MIGHT tweeze out that Adam has a little guilt for the fact we all got kicked out of paradise.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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