Mass murder? Mass JUSTICE! The homosexual community is so small and insignificant that, if wiped off the face of the earth, would NOT be missed.
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That would "work" for a generation or two in the sense that it would force those newly coming to terms with their sexuality deep into the closet. Unless you propose to find a way to detect "gayness" in fetuses and eliminate those before they can be born.
Also the shout of "Praise God" will be drowned out by horrified gasps.
As a matter of fact, there will be a great shout of "Praise God" when they're gone.
"JUSTICE!" implies that a person or persons has done something horrid to others.
LGBTAQs aren't hurting anyone. You are as "Christian" as Yog Sothoth, you bucket of puke!....image image
The homophobe community is so small and insignificant that, if wiped off the face of the earth, would NOT be missed.
If all homosexuals disappeared from the earth today, there would be new ones born tomorrow. Tell me, by what religious doctrine do you make your decisions? I mean, homosexuality didn't even make god's little top ten list, so it's gotta rank lower than, say, "coveting".
Mass murder? Mass JUSTICE! The homosexual community is so small and insignificant that, if wiped off the face of the earth
If your 'God' felt the same way, it would take but a small and insignificant amount of his 'Omnipotence ' to simply erase them from existence, would it not...?!
So, considering Judges 1:19:
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A small and insignificant part of the homosexual community here in Britain - with an Iron Chariot in the form of an obsolete Abbot Self-propelled Gun - has rendered your supposedly 'Omnipotent ' deity Omnimpotent .
And as for the above, you have no idea:
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These 21st Century God-Killer Challenger II Iron Chariots mean that he's now travelling in the general direction of away from Earth - to eternally cower in the furthest corner of the most distant dimension in the entire space-time continuum - if he knows what's good for him.
As a matter of fact, there is a great shout of 'Praise His Holy Noodliness/Cthulhu/Eris/Bastet/Sekhmet/J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs/Haruhi Suzumiya/Celestia/Luna/Daybreaker (*Insert alternative deity of your choice here *)!
He won't be missed.
"You have no ideal of just great heaven will be without them."
Wait, homosexuals go to heaven? Is that an admission that you guys are not as holy as you want to believe you are?
No, they would be missed by many people. Unlike you, you little shithead, you are nothing but a waste of oxygen.
Go use your comments for a suppository, but you'd be scared you'll enjoy that.
"As a matter of fact, there will be a great shout of "Praise God" when they're gone."
If they're so small and insignificant they won't be missed, why would anyone do that?
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