if God told me to jump off a bridge, I'd do it in a heartbeat. If he told me to jump, I'd either end up in Heaven with him, or he would save me, one of the two.
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Hyruleanhero? This is god speaking. What's up? Cool, cool, say I was kinda wondering, would ahh, would you, you know, kinda, go jump off a bridge? Not one of those little ones, you know, not just one over a big ditch or a creek or something, I'm talking about one of the big ones, like a few hundred yards to the water. Would ja go ahead and do that for me? Great! Thanks Hyrulean. Yep, see you in a little while. (stifling laughter) Yep. Bye now. Haahahahahahahahahah!
How funny is it that he uses the same example all our moms used to tell us how STUPID it is to follow the crowd?
"And I suppose if Jesus jumped off the Empire State Building, YOU'D go and jump off..."
I actually feel bad for HyruleanHero's mother and what she went through, even if she was a fundie (which is very likely.) "And I suppose if 'God' told you to go and jump off a bridge, you'd have you go and jump off a bridge!"
then you get to heavens gates and st peter asks you WHY you had to listen to your little skitso imaginary freind when he said jump off the bridge thereby killing your stupid self (suicide) no heaven for you!!!
@Redhunter
"if God told me to jump off a bridge, I'd do it in a heartbeat."
With a name like 'HyruleanHero', specifically anHero ? A troll/Poe, and a /b/tard, methinks.
Dicky Smothers "if your friends told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"
Tommy Smothers "No, Not again"
Tommy just pretended to be stupid
"isnt suicide a sin though?"
Most Christians would try to tell you that Christians never commit suicide because of this. The feature post is the loophole, it's not suicide if God tells you to do it.
Suicide by car "take the wheel God"
I'm not really joking here, they can and do rationalize anything as a command or will of God.
This is why religion is so dangerous. Case in point.
Christian Insane Person: I hear voices! It must be God. I will do what it says without question.
Atheist Insane Person: I hear voices! I better go see a doctor and get my condition treated.
But if horrific serial killers say they were doing God’s work, He Told Me To, you say they’re not Real Christains, right?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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