I tell ya folks, nerds are one of the most dangerous groups in this country, because they're gonna end up running things, but they still hate everybody, because they weren't the jocks in high school, so they play little dirty games on everybody. [begins pointing to head] They use their brains to hurt people. And I'm aware of them. Ok, I'mma — I SEE YOU, YOU LITTLE RATS!
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And that's why we should just shoot everybody with glasses. I mean, Cambodia turned out just fine, right? And besides, how else will 'Murka regain it's technological superiority, if we don't wipe out all the smart people?
they still hate everybody
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You're clearly not one of them, then, dearie. You've never used your brain for, well, anything, have you?
they still hate everybody, because they weren't the jocks in high school
That is based on the assumption that everybody wants to be or belong to the jocks in high school. This may apply to small mid-western high schools where the 4H club and the high school football team comprise the center of the universe, but at my north-eastern high school the jocks weren't important. Over 95% of us went on to college. Who cares about jocks?
... And that's why corporations make the nerds sign a paper that gives away anything they invent to the corporation, and another one called a non-compete agreement. You don't have to be smart to run the world, just crooked enough to screw people and have them thank you for it. Sounds like a whole different group of rats, doesn't it?
The next most dangerous group are the rats that like to foment and misdirect anger away from the actual perpetrators of human misery. Sound like anyone you know, Alex?
Edit: @2039866: Incels are Geeks. As in, "Freakin' and Geekin'." Learn the difference.
nerds are one of the most dangerous groups in this country
Seeing as incels exist, I can't really disagree.
Look at Alex jones, listen to what pisses him off. This guy was never a jock or tough guy, he's always been a chubby little shit who couldn't cope.
They use their brains to hurt people
Yeah. Never trust them thar city folks with their glasses, compooters an' fancy edjumakayshun!
I'm just surprised you could figure out how to switch that computer on, to bring up a browser window, and use the keyboard to communicate over the internet the way you did.
Nerd.
(Just as the ultimate insult to a Chav is to call them a 'Goth')
It actually sounds like Alex is hallucinating an attack by Grey aliens. Or he thinks nerds and Greys are the same.
Hey, cool, I have an idea for a new science fiction series...
You're thinking of Incels. Incels can barely run a microwave, much less the society from which they desperately hide. Nerds don't typically want to be jocks. If they did, that's what they'd be instead. We're already happy with our own pursuits and entertainment. As usual, you're ranting at an enemy that doesn't exist.
@The Crimson Ghost
@ Shepard- he obviously has some sort of primitive lizard brain; the rat stem that allows him to perform the most basic of movements. That's how he's able to flail his soft, flabby arms around whenever he's raving. Beyond that, you are right & he is brainless.
I much prefer nerds over jocks. Some jocks are nice to look at, but nerds tend to be more fun.
@Sasha
Or he thinks nerds and Greys are the same.
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“I tell ya folks, nerds are one of the most dangerous groups in this country”
“because they're gonna end up running things,”
“but they still hate everybody, because they weren't the jocks in high school”
“so they play little dirty games on everybody.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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