Atheists, love him or face the consequences
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Holy fish paste! All hail the magic conch! Do not question the all knowing magic conch!
Also, does this the Cod have anything to do with the giant man-eating fish in the bible!
Bwahahahahahah, cod. I seem easily amused today.
Anyway you nedn't worry Sam W, I make it a point never to anger any kind of fish.
Fundie response: You worship a fish? REPENT, PAGAN BASTARD!!!!!!
Non-Fundie response: Failure, failure at typing, failure at logic, failure at life.
"Don't make Cod angry when you don't have to."
If you make Cod angry just for the halibut, you will lose your sole, and that will send you straight to shell.
O NOES!
Like I give a shit.
Ah yes, the "God as an abusive husband" fundie trope. "Love me or you'll be sorry!"
And I'd make a fish pun, but all the good ones have already been made by more talented wits than I.
don't worry, I like cod, especially breaded. Cod is great, God on the other hand, is imaginary.
Also Nowonmai wins an Internets.
ROFLOL Oooh noooos be aware of the COD!!!
Yah, being a land dweller, I think the consequences may not amount to much.
And what happens if you make Cod angry??
Mother Theresa gets smacked with a halibut that's what!!
I don't make Cod angry.
I'm a vegetarian.
I gotta wonder just how the hell he made this typo. In handwriting, sure - but typing? The letters aren't even next to each other. And everything else in the post, from "consequences" to "balsphemy" is spelled perfectly...
I say highly intentional POE
Our Flounder, which art in haddocktrevallies trevally against us.ling us not into taimen elver and elver
MK wrote:
"I gotta wonder just how the hell he made this typo. In handwriting, sure - but typing? The letters aren't even next to each other. And everything else in the post, from "consequences" to "balsphemy" is spelled perfectly...
I say highly intentional POE"
He may have been using a Dvorak keyboard layout. I have one of those on my PC at home.
On the Dvorak keyboard, the G and C keys ARE right next to each other.
Or Odin, Zeus, Vishnu, Buddha, etc.
Get the point?
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Beware the wrath of Cod, for the chips of perdition shall be upon you, and the vinegar, cheap synthetic acetic crap.
@David B.
"Don't look at me, I support the separation of Church and Skate!"
GROAN
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That was bad. Eel y bad. Proof that those who use fish puns have no sole. XP X3
@Jewfish, Son of Cod
You did that on porpoise. X3
Whither Carbonated Margarine? ;_;
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Some say, that his buttocks are turbot -charged. And that he thinks the KIA Cee-apostrophe-D - even driving it whilst listening to Drum & Bass on the DAB radio - is a load of pollacks . All we know is... he's called The Squid ! X3
Christians, love him or face the consequences. He will gnaw you for eternity for your blashemy, why fight it ? Dont make Cthulhu angry, ever.
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dont make Cod angry ? I can handle an angry Cod.
Sam is just a molly-cod dled bass ment-dweller who refuses to go to school ; all the while watching on his computer his favourite anime "Tench i Muyo"; otherwise carp ing about why Atheists can't be a 'Prawn Again Christian' like him, nor we British Atheists who don't have on our currency 'In Cod We Trust'.
Lake , OMC ! [/'Valley Girl']
And if you can think of better fish puns o good peeps of FSTDT, let minnow .
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^ If she were a Sea Pony, would she be called Pinkie Pik e?! XP X3
Shoo-shoo-be-doo...!
Call of Duty is god now?
Great, should i pray to Soap MacTavish for salvation now in order to avoid eternal torture at the hands of Makarov?
Note: Dammit, everyone used all the good puns.
“Atheists, love him or face the consequences”
“why fight it?”
“Don't make Cod angry”
“when you don't have to.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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