"[Supersport has trouble comprehending basic grammar. Film at eleven.]
And here’s the magic of life as I see it: Since life is a verb, I find it interesting that faith is also a verb."
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I think you mean noun.
She may mean life is something that moves around and does things, faith is also something that moves around and does things, and that makes them verbs.(nouns are things like "rock" and "shoe" that just sit there.)
<< Christianity is a living faith, not a dead superstition like roman catholicism. >>Mister Spak: PLEASE tell me you were just spouting your interpretation of the fundie mindset, in what you expect would be its own words, when you typed this!
~David D.G.
SS - haven't you heard? Life is but a dream, sweetheart. As in merrily merrily, merrily.
They ARE both nouns, moron. Live IS a verb (or an adjective depending on pronounciation and context) and people HAVE faith or ARE faithful.
LEARN grammar, next time.
Interesting indeed, Stuporsquirt.
Snuff porn, starring your very own neurons.
What...in...the...holy hell...is stupidshit spouting now? I wanted to literally cry when I read this. Changing two nouns into verbs is magic, alright. But here's the real magic of life; that ss can actually get out of bed and dress himself on his own, turn the computer on, find a website, and type words. This is too funny for words. Whenever I feel down or angry, I always hope to see something from supersport, who can make me laugh until my head explodes from the stupid.
Who bloody cares? Kill is a verb, as is care.
You, sir, need a refreshment course in basic grammar. Neiter life nor faith are verbs, dumbass. Live and believe/trust are.
...I think my IQ has dropped down by 10 points or so.
Now, if you'll excuse me...
*headdesk*
"Since life is a verb, I find it interesting that faith is also a verb."
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Ah, the FAIL that is StuporSport. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Ok, look, English does have very strong zero-derivation tendencies, but this is taking it a bit too far.
"Oh hi there Jonny, I life to faith in God every day! Do you life to faith in God too?"
i.e. life and faith are not verbs you dolt.
Confused?
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