Did yall hear about New York marrying same sex couples, today? Let them keep it up, God is longsuffering, but you know His patience is probably wearing thin, on this same sex marriage crap. The thing that irks me is seeing these people kiss in public, disgusting!!!!!! I was happy to hear the president finally speak against this abomination!!!!!! Just fed up!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yet you would have no problem (or less of a problem) with a straight couple kissing in public, you shameless hypocrite.
I agree with the quote that goes as follows (or something like it): "Why, as a culture, are we more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?"
And by "God is long suffering" you mean,"God doesn't do jack shit."
It's pretty sad that you assume that his patience is "probably wearing thin" because you so pathetically wish that God can really do something about your problems.
Hiya, Earthlings - God here.
Ya know I been kicking around the firmaments the past coupla billion years or so - well, at least let's say 6,000, and while I'm not a particularly religious man I'm pretty patient. I been making some galaxies, answer a prayer now and then to keep those damned fundies interested, ya know, give Billy the fucking bicycle -- flooding out whole races of little brown people - hey, I make 'em, I break 'em - and while I must say it's a heap of fun at times, Medammit, I get pissed when I catch a couple poofters tonguing at the A&P where I hafta shop. Feh. A plague of locusts on all of ye - I'm just sick and tired of this crap.
Later, G
Yet another "straight" person that just can't seem to get those filthly images of gay love out of their head. So filthy in fact, they daydream about gay sex all day...
Well, they're doing it for Jesus I guess.
It's alright gerris2, it's actually kinda impossible or at least highly improbable for the patience of a being who can see the future, lives outside of time and can control every single aspect of reality to be wearing thin.
Dude,
I'd get your keyboard looked at, the "exclamation mark" key appears to be malfunctioning.
..oh no, it's fine, just that you're a dick. My bad.
Did yall hear about New York marrying same sex couples, today?
Yup, I heard about it. It's awesome.
Let them keep it up, God is longsuffering, but you know His patience is probably wearing thin, on this same sex marriage crap.
God needs to spend his time doing something like helping starving orphans, and not worrying about same-sex marriage.
The thing that irks me is seeing these people kiss in public, disgusting!!!!!!
They're showing love and devotion, how disgusting!
I was happy to hear the president finally speak against this abomination!!!!!! Just fed up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Bush is an idiot. How about you?
Ewwwwww people kissing is icky! That's how you get cooties.
"Let them keep it up"
And keep it up, they have!
"New York marrying same sex couples, today"
"God is longsuffering"
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Keep it up indeed, o Raptards & your 'Omnimpotent ' God:
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'No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering . '
-Pinhead (Doug Bradley), "Hellraiser" >:D
Oh well, as we've been living in "The End Times" for 2000 years, at least, God's patience might indeed be wearing thin. Any century now...
People kissing in public can be kinda gross, yeah, depending on how "into it" they are (regardless of genders involved, actually).
That's it! Your exclamation mark privileges are suspended! Hand them in, right now.
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"Why, as a culture, are we more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?"
We Swedes might be the other way around, I think. I have seen much more men holding hands than holding guns. I might not have seen a real weapon since I was passing over the Hungary border, on my school trip there in the late eighties... Before that, probably none in this lifetime.
“God is longsuffering, but you know His patience is probably wearing thin, on this same sex marriage crap.”
Doubtful. If God were going to take direct action on ANYTHING it’d probably start with all the people insisting they know what he wants.
Like forcing kids to go to school but letting them starve when they do.
“The thing that irks me is seeing these people kiss in public, disgusting!!!!!!”
Show me on the doll where the kissing couple harmed you in any fucking way?
" I was happy to hear the president finally speak against this abomination!!!!!! Just fed up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die seething.
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