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A passage came to mind.

You all don't mind a little Bible, do you?

Isa 5:20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! (21) Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight! (22) Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drink: (23) Which justify the wicked for reward, and take away the righteousness of the righteous from him! (24) Therefore as the fire devoureth the stubble, and the flame consumeth the chaff, so their root shall be as rottenness, and their blossom shall go up as dust: because they have cast away the law of the LORD of hosts, and despised the word of the Holy One of Israel.

Now that you've read this passage, compare it to the public schools...

-Jesus is not allowed in schools, but Muhammad is taught: Calling evil good and good evil.
-California says kids cannot use terms like 'mommie' and 'daddy', yet sodomy is an acceptable alternate lifestyle.
-Parents send their kids off to an institutional schools where the use of alcohol is encouraged by many of the teachers.
-In the quest for 'higher knowledge', common sense and the truth of the Bible is discarded on the alter of evolution
Ethics? In our anything for a dollar society, the belief is that there is no absolute 'right and wrong'. These are merely guidelines that can be moved based on the need or circumstance

The majority of the people around us have unwittingly stepped into Isa 5 without even realizing it. Therefore, it MUST be our mission to show them the truth of the Word of God! Without the light of the Word of God, their end will be what is described in verse 24. They will be destroyed.

HOWEVER, this is also a sure sign that the rapture and the return of the Lord is near! In that, we can (and should) rejoice!

48 comments

old comment by PWEOTWEB

-Jesus is not allowed in schools, but Muhammad is taught: Calling evil good and good evil.

Cite. Your. Sources.

-California says kids cannot use terms like 'mommie' and 'daddy', yet sodomy is an acceptable alternate lifestyle.

You. Stupid. Cunt.

-Parents send their kids off to an institutional schools where the use of alcohol is encouraged by many of the teachers.

Where can I sign up for this? Again, cite your sources, you retard.

-In the quest for 'higher knowledge', common sense and the truth of the Bible is discarded on the alter of evolution

One can say the same about your fairy tale of creationism.

Ethics? In our anything for a dollar society, the belief is that there is no absolute 'right and wrong'. These are merely guidelines that can be moved based on the need or circumstance

There are absolute right and wrongs, and other things that should be left up to the individual. Basically, if it harms other people, don't do it. The Wiccans got it right on this one - "An ye harm none, do what ye will." See, you don't need some book that's thousands of years old and of questionable veracity to tell you that.

The majority of the people around us have unwittingly stepped into Isa 5 without even realizing it. Therefore, it MUST be our mission to show them the truth of the Word of God! Without the light of the Word of God, their end will be what is described in verse 24. They will be destroyed.

Once again you assume that it's true. Prove it first, then come back to us, asshole.

HOWEVER, this is also a sure sign that the rapture and the return of the Lord is near! In that, we can (and should) rejoice!

I know a good website for you: http://www.raptureready.com. There you can meet people who are as mentally ill as you are.

old comment by anonymous_troy

"Jesus is not allowed in schools, but Muhammad is taught:"

WRONG
No religions are taught in public schools.

"California says kids cannot use terms like 'mommie' and 'daddy'"

Sounds like bullshit.
"sodomy is an acceptable alternate lifestyle."
And lesbians! Lesbians are totally acceptable.

"Parents send their kids off to an institutional schools where the use of alcohol is encouraged by many of the teachers."

Read tolerated by teachers and encouraged by students.

"the truth of the Bible is discarded"

Pfft. The Bible was wrong, reality said so. We have the fossils.

"there is no absolute 'right and wrong'"

There isn't.

"Therefore, it MUST be our mission to show them the truth of the Word of God!"

Yeah, sure. Wear something casual to proselytize my house, I want to shoot you with a Super Soaker. I think it would be funny.

old comment by Mike

-Jesus is not allowed in schools, but Muhammad is taught:

Both are taught as part of social studies.

Calling evil good and good evil.
-California says kids cannot use terms like 'mommie' and 'daddy', yet sodomy is an acceptable alternate lifestyle.
-Parents send their kids off to an institutional schools where the use of alcohol is encouraged by many of the teachers.

WTF?

-In the quest for 'higher knowledge', common sense and the truth of the Bible is discarded on the alter of evolution

That's because we don't use Bronze Age texts for the 21st century. Would you use bloodletting for a cold?

Ethics? In our anything for a dollar society, the belief is that there is no absolute 'right and wrong'.

Is relativism so bad to you people?

These are merely guidelines that can be moved based on the need or circumstance

Well yeah, we don't put people to the chair for every murder a person does (which is why we have degrees and manslaughter).

The majority of the people around us have unwittingly stepped into Isa 5 without even realizing it. Therefore, it MUST be our mission to show them the truth of the Word of God!

The truth being? Oh right... The Christian blood god is the only right one and that everything Jesus did or soes is correct. Everyone else is fucking wrong.

Without the light of the Word of God, their end will be what is described in verse 24. They will be destroyed.

Riiiiiight.

HOWEVER, this is also a sure sign that the rapture and the return of the Lord is near! In that, we can (and should) rejoice!

MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

old comment by Allegory for Jesus

- Muslims are evil? How exactly is Mohammed taught? Because he certainly isn't often mentioned except for as a historical figure. Your Jesus wasn't relevant as a historical figure, because his historicity is foggy, he didn't write his own accounts, and his sole relevance is due to the mythic status he was raised to.
- Kids can use those terms, you are retarded.
- Teachers do not encourage alcohol usage for minors if they want to remain employed.
- Common sense and the Bible are mutually exclusive, and both are not the best renditions of reality.
There is no absolute right or wrong, and that has nothing to do with money.
And everything is damn sign of the Rapture...sigh...

old comment by Malkavian Jeff

"-Jesus is not allowed in schools, but Muhammad is taught: Calling evil good and good evil."

Isn't that what fundies do? Call peaceful religions evil when they have done nothing wrong in all of history but Christianity is one of the world's biggest problems and you call that good? <---Yeah run on sentence, fuck it.

"-California says kids cannot use terms like 'mommie' and 'daddy', yet sodomy is an acceptable alternate lifestyle."

Sodomy like molesting kids?

"-Parents send their kids off to an institutional schools where the use of alcohol is encouraged by many of the teachers."

Nothing I ever heard of, can you provide a source for that claim?

"-In the quest for 'higher knowledge', common sense and the truth of the Bible is discarded on the alter of evolution
Ethics?"

Evolution proves that humans and apes are alike by 98%, but your bible claims that we came from dirt, but we're nothing alike to dirt not even by 1%.

"HOWEVER, this is also a sure sign that the rapture and the return of the Lord is near! In that, we can (and should) rejoice!"

The bible states that no one would know when exactly the rapture is supposed to happen, how are you certain that it's coming soon?

old comment by Agahnim

My sixth grade social studies class did go over a few religions from ancient cultures like Greek mythology and the early civilizations that practiced the currently followed Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, but it wasn't just Mohammed.

I don't remember any restrictions of kids being able to refer to their parents, nor do I remember anything abut butt sex.

There was no alchohol, dumbass.

Evolution is science. It was taught by my science teacher. The Bible would violate the first amendment. I suggest respecting the constitution.

The guidance counselor did have a small class that went over ethics. However, most of the time parents would be a better source of information about ethics.

There is no God, so you must destroy everyone.

The rapture is a fairy tale for people who want to die as quickly as possible but believe suicide is a sin.

old comment by Blue the Thief

-Jesus is not allowed in schools, but Muhammad is taught: Calling evil good and good evil.

Since when?

-California says kids cannot use terms like 'mommie' and 'daddy', yet sodomy is an acceptable alternate lifestyle.

That's a load of bull and you know it.

-Parents send their kids off to an institutional schools where the use of alcohol is encouraged by many of the teachers.

Only time I remember alcohol being mentioned in school was during health class and they were talking about the dangers and how it's the most widely used drug.

-In the quest for 'higher knowledge', common sense and the truth of the Bible is discarded on the alter of evolution.

Your half right, so I'll give you that one.

-Ethics? In our anything for a dollar society, the belief is that there is no absolute 'right and wrong'. These are merely guidelines that can be moved based on the need or circumstance.

No, you're an idiot. We do have the belief that there is absolute right and wrong, and it's all based on whether it harms others in anyway. Much better then ethics based on whether or not a crazy dude in the sky will smite you or not.