Also, I believe that there will soon be a visit to Heaven by over twenty people, and cameras will be allowed. The people will be taken to heaven for a visit and returned to the Earth the next day. I know that photos can be doctored and edited, but these will be validated by experts.
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From Apocalypse of qh93536 5:18-21, "And yea, many will yet disbelieve; as the documentary shall be run on basic cable rather than the broadcast networks. Be not afraid of the scoffers! For the video shall surely be validated by the analysis of creation science."
If God is all-powerful, why bother with the media event? Could He not just do a blanket broadcast on every TV channel and radio station around the globe? Call it GOD-TV. Or, more hip; GTV. I can see it now;
Why does this remind me of the joke about the angel who invites the Pope to visit heaven? He's gone three hours and when he returns the college of cardinals come into the papal audience chamber and find him sitting on the papal throne with his head in his hands muttering to himself. "She's black, She's black, She's black"
It's just about impossible to prove a photo hasn't been doctored (though in some cases it's pretty easy to tell it has been).
Hey, you Christians are in luck--I've got genuine Heaven pictures going for $5,000 each. And for an additional $500, we'll get our top prayer-warriors to pray for you and your families.
“Also, I believe that there will soon be a visit to Heaven by over twenty people, and cameras will be allowed.”
“The people will be taken to heaven for a visit and returned to the Earth the next day.”
And how will the20 be chosen?
“I know that photos can be doctored and edited, but these will be validated by experts.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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