They "THINK" A.I.D.S. was bad, wait till God unleashes his wraft on them it's coming..
When they kneel at the White Thrown of judgment and declare him as Lord there will be no mocking him then. They will be asking for mercy then. Jesus will say "I have never known you" they then send "THERE SELF TO HELL" FOR ETERNITY
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then. Jesus will say "I have never known you"
And should that ever happen, I will reply, "Well I have never known you either! You don't call, you don't write, you never came round in person. I'm sorry, but if the best you can do a half-hearted try to get a message to me via a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend who liked to write long rambling letters, then I sure as hell never had a 'friend in you'."
Sure, I'll still end up in the lake of fire, but the satisfaction of it will keep me going a lo-o-ong time.
And should that ever happen, I will reply, "Well I have never known you either! You don't call, you don't write, you never came round in person. I'm sorry, but if the best you can do a half-hearted try to get a message to me via a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend who liked to write long rambling letters, then I sure as hell never had a 'friend in you'."
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According to your faith, a person only needs to accept Jesus into their hearts and repent to be saved. Therefore, if these people, before God's throne, ask for forgiveness and mean it, they're saved.
Ohhhhhhhh shuddup.. You fundies used to entertain me.. now you just bore me. Can't you come up with anything new? Anything different from "my jebus has a big dick and he's going to bend you over, stick it in and break it off"? You puny-brained apemen are REALLY a bit of a drag now. Come on.. let's get something NEW and EXCITING going.
i don't normally laugh at spelling and grammar, but this one's just too darn amusing, so pardon me in advance
bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha! hahahahahahahahaha *gasp* ahahahahahaha!
White Thrown indeed
LOL Wraft. That's got to be the most pwnage typo EVER. It's funny AND baby talk.
WRATH, A Believer. WRATH. Or raft. What were you trying to say, again?
1. Wraft? Well, Jeebus was a carpenter; but what's so terrifying about a raft 'wraft'?
2. What the Hell is a 'thrown'? o.O
This guy is making even Jeff Foxworthy's definition of rednecks look good.
On the other hand, "White Thrown of Judgment" might be a cool band name.
"They "THINK" A.I.D.S. was bad, wait till God unleashes his wraft on them it's coming.."
Is wraft the name that god gave his penis?
That sounds messy...
this would be marginally more threatening if you didn't misspell multiple words,, mix up "their" and "there" twice, and use caps lock.
Marginally, even without the spelling mistakes it's more pathetic and unintentionally humourous then anything else.
Dear Jesus
Give me a chin, please
Yours
A BELIEVER
"And when my daddy gets back he's going to be SO MAD and he's going to ground ALL OF YOU for being MEAN to me!"
Learn to spell, penisface.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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