Listen-Up, People!
Pay Close Attention, About President Donald J. Trump —
Our "Great God Almighty" Has Placed Him In Office.
President Trump is "The Guy". He's "The Cleaner".
He's There To Clean-Up "The Mess", Left By Previous
Criminal Administrations, "Draining The Swamp".
Have faith in God, and the man, that He has sent us.
Supernaturally, jobs are returning to our country. Evil
accusations roll off Trump's back, returning to Hell,
where they originated from. No longer will the USA
pay for abortions. True Patriotism has arisen.
President Donald J. Trump Is Magnificent!
God Bless President Trump!
Make America Great Again!
God Bless The USA!
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He drained the swamp, now it's a wasteland
He's an unrepentant sinner
He's under indictment
He accomplished nothing. Granted it's early on but everything he's tried so far hasn't worked.
If god put him in office, he might be sending a message to evangelicals and dominists. He might be sending message to far right. I hope they listen before it is too late. Cause it seems Trump ain't gonna last. Because god decreed it
Blind faith
It looks like at least a third of Trump voters have realized they fucked up, some the next day "I did it as a protest statement, no one thought he'd win" and more by the fact he's reversed everything he said he was about, cronied up the Whitehouse with the worst of all and lies daily. This segment is growing, low approval polls and his last rally had empty rows, although the lied, right to people there who could see the empty seats, that it was full.
Others are Blind Faithers
Nothing the shitgibbons does will change their worship.
That is worshipping above, every claim an echo of Trumps lying, no facts.
President Trump is "The Guy"
Trump is WWE's Roman Reigns now? ("I'm not a good guy, I'm not a bad guy, I'm just the guy.")
Hmm...I don't know, though, Trump might be more "over" than Reigns, though. LOL
The USA has never paid for abortions other than in cases where the life of the mother is endangered or in cases of incest or rape. See the Hyde amendment.
Then again I suppose this clown would oppose those instances as well.
Supernaturally, jobs are returning to our country.
That's funny, the unemployment rate just went up a tenth of a point. Anyway, it's still lower than it has been for 85% of the last 50 years, so unless you've been hiding under a rock for the last 6-8 years, unemployment is no longer the great national problem it was just after the recession.
President Donald J. Trump Is Magnificent!
I had a carpenter come over. I wanted him to build a Donald Trump altar for me so I could pray to the Almighty Trump in due fashion.
The carpenter told me he was just like Trump and that the altar would be HUGE, it would be the best altar ever built, an altar like nobody has ever seen. When it came time for him to build it, nothing happened. No altar.
Yup, he's just like Trump. ;-)
@ Angry Dybbuk- What about those of us who knew exactly what he is, & got off our asses & voted for Hillary? Do we deserve to be tossed into the basket of deplorables? Are we just as wretched as they are, they being the ignorant, unwashed masses of hateful hillbillies who gladly cut their own throats to be given permission to be the bigoted assholes they are in public, while gleefully sacrificing everything else? We all deserve to be humiliated because of them?
And people like this are allowed to vote...
Honestly, I wouldn't mind that much, if only they were the sole people affected by their own inane stupidity. Alas, they seem to love dragging everyone else with them.
But, as others have said, if Darth Trump really is the "Divinely-anointed God-Emperor of the Universe" because god allowed him to become President, then what does that say about Obama? After all, by your logic he was also chosen by god to become President. Twice, even.
Completely random, but the OP's name vaguely reminds me of something which I think is quite appropriate here. Namely I can't stop imagining Trump saying: "I am the president! I do not have to understand what I am doing, I merely have to do it!"
Lol...remember how for eight years right wing jackasses accused progressives of "worshiping" Barack Obama and considering him a "Messiah"? Even though we didn't?
This is living proof of IMAX-level projection on their part.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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