Part the Deux):
But you stay in that nice, safe, sweet comfort zone of yours, ImOnStandby221, like the mindless fundie sheeple you are.
Because when you're on your deathbed, wheezing out your last, realising that your J-man hasn't sucked you off before now, thus the (C)Rapture was a lie all along, therefore everything you'd been taught to 'believe' was a lie, then Reality's gonna bite you in the arse. And then the terrifying realisation will set in, that we Atheists were right all along, and you'll end up cold & rotting in a box.
Further proof of Reality, thus the superiority of not being a fundie like you & your ilk on Ruptured Retards? PROTIP: When the clock strikes midnight tonight wherever you are, it'll prove that one more day the (C)Rapture hasn't happened, is one more day we Atheists are prived right.
"i'd politely say, "no thanks"."
Okay. But it's your funeral. Remember, RR:
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You'll eventually realise we Atheists were right all along. Sooner or later.
Besides, to go along with your analogy, Reality tastes infinitely better (and is far healthier) than the venomous & biotoxic sewage that is the Bible:
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Yes, as you can see, there's a Health Warning on this Bible (and rightly so too; you'd know why, if you'd actually read* yours, everyone on Ruptured Retards). As with tobacco products, it should be compulsory on Bibles. It's contents are just as cancerous.
*- To quote the great Sci-Fi author Isaac Asimov:
'Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever conceived.'
@dionysus
"Here's another gem from the same thread:
Tell him you have already found the Truth, and you have no obligation to read anything else. It is not your job to convince him to read anything. If he wants to find the Truth, he will seek it."
They should realise that 'Truth' is purely subjective To quote the founder of $cientology, L. Ron Hubbard:
'What's true, is true for you'
Thus going by the Raptards' own definition, then $cientology is the 'Truth' too. After all, as L. Ron says in his OT-VIII document (which the likes of Tom Cruise Control has paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars to read for himself):
'For those of you whose Christian toes I may have stepped on, let me take the opportunity to disabuse you of some lovely myths. For instance, the historic Jesus was not nearly the sainted figure has been made out to be. In addition to being a lover of young boys and men. he was given to uncontrollable bursts of temper and hatred that belied the general message of love'
So according to you on RR, that's the truth.. But if you say it isn't and thus acknowledge that it's a lie, then your entire beliefs, which are the basis of your 'faith' is a lie too. Catch-22 can be such a bitch, eh?
Ergo, the superiority of Atheism, which only deals in hard, solid facts. Which are Objective; 2+2=4, and all that jazz. You can't contradict what a kindergartener acknowledges as fact afer all.
