I have not worn a pair of pants in 25 years! My daughter, who is 20, has worn skirts, dresses and culottes since the day she was born......She has ridden bikes, run races, played volleyball, climbed trees, ridden horses, gone to the amusement park, been a cheerleader, been in the flag corp of a marching band, ice skated, gone skiing, babysat, worked in the nursery, been apple and strawberry picking, painted, worked in a garden, washed a car, cleaned the house, etc, etc. Her dress standards have not hindered her from doing what she wants to do!
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"I have not worn a pair of pants in 25 years!"
So? I haven't worn a pair of pants all day, but you don't see me bragging about it.
My neighbors, on the other hand, can't stop talking about it.... mostly to the police...
If you want to get techinical... culottes can be made from a wide, circular skirt pattern, while pants need a proper pants pattern. At least that's what they try to claim! Anyone who has studied art history will know that both men and women have worn clothing with crotches over the past few thousand years, and that for a long time men wore skirts and dresses (oh, sorry, I mean kilts and tunics)
Omnipotent, omniscient, invisible, untestable, supernatural beings that create and control entire universes are so tuned in to current fashion trends, like, ya know?
Culottes ARE pants. They may be baggy, short and loose pants, but they are pants.
Skiing in a dress? Or, insulated culottes?
I have not worn a pair of pants in 25 years!"
But you HAVE worn pants! You're going to hell, woman, and the devil has a special pitchfork just for you.
Personally, I very rarely wear skirts. I'm much more confortable in jeans.
Isn't this the wife of the guy who said she loved to go to waterparks but since she couldn't go in a dress, they deny themselves that pleasure? I guess there are a lot more things daughter might love to do but can't. Also, no way do you climb a tree in a long skirt and not show your business to everyone below. I've never skied but how do you ski in a skirt without getting frostbite exactly?
And they’ve also not hindered the little boys from constantly trying to peer at her panties and maybe making them more eager to introduce the concept of sex to your daughter. Not that she is bringing about negative reaction by her dressing, but since you’ve deemed her worthy to show her legs and even some upskirt shots once in a while IS going to get boys’ attention.
The point is to keep the pants away from the leg so they don't hug the form of the woman wearing them. Apparently mens eyes follow lines, so if the line of a jean is close to the leg, then the men follow the form of the leg.
It's moronic.
Just for the record, it is possible to ride side saddle in a skirt, though personally I hate side saddle; or you could ride astride in a skirt if you are wearing one of those long “gypsy” style skirts (though I recommend wearing shorts underneath them and be sure your horse does not get spooked by any loose clothing).
But Mrs. Debbie is still a twit though.
"She has ridden bikes, run races, played volleyball, climbed trees, ridden horses, gone to the amusement park, been a cheerleader, been in the flag corp of a marching band, ice skated, gone skiing, babysat, worked in the nursery, been apple and strawberry picking, painted, worked in a garden, washed a car, cleaned the house, etc, etc."
Hang on. all these things sound like fun . Doesn't that mean they're sinful. After all, aren't they diverting your daughter's attention away from Jesus?
". . . Her dress standards have not hindered her from doing what she wants to do!"
And, if she wants a little pre-marital nookie, wearing a skirt won't hinder that either. In fact, it facilitates sexual activity in public places where one can't get undressed - it's much easier for her partner(s) to discreetly "get into her pants" if she's not really wearing pants.
Adam & Steve , you owe me a new monitor and a bottle of chocolate milk.
I did have a thought, though... if culottes are okay because they don't show off the form of the leg, then baggy pants (a la skater/punk/goth fashion) should be okay, right?
Or is that too masculine for the Fundie Fashion Police?
It's funny that she'll wear a culotte but not pants. My company allows pants on women, but not shorts in the office. One middle aged woman, to her great embarrassment, was told by HR that her culotte was considered "shorts" (they were below knee length) and couldn't be worn.
Personally, I find using the prohibition against wearing clothes of the opposite gender as an excuse to ban pants on women as silly as the orthodox Jews using the prohibition against boiling a kid in its mother's milk to ban eating chicken and cheesecake with the same fork.
"I have not worn a pair of pants in 25 years!"
Thanks, Mrs. Debbie! I think I'm going to stop wearing pants too! When I get arrested for indecent exposure, I'll argue that I shouldn't have to pay the fines because it's against my religion to wear pants.
While we're at it, I think underpants resemble pants too much, and should be outlawed. And shirts can show ungodly cleavage, so I'll dispense with those. Bras are bad too, because they give support to breasts, and holding up breasts makes said breasts look bigger, which is evil.
So basically, I'll be walking around wearing only my socks and shoes. And maybe a hat.
I'm so glad Mrs. Debbie has shown me the light! Praise Jesus!
Her dress standards have not hindered her from doing what she wants to do!
Well, good point. I'm sure Mrs. Debbie's daughter has taken advantage the easy access skirts and dresses give guys in the backseats of cars.
I try to avoid wearing pants whenever I can, too.
Oh, you wear skirts?
That's completely different, then. Never mind.
When I was but a teenager, I loved the girls that did not wear pants. For many reasons. Some of which have already been cited.
Does this woman really think that skirts are the way to go to keep her daughter outside of a life of sin? How readily a girl who is forced to near submissiveness from her parents is ready to appease a new "master"; be it the football captain or just some smarmy neighbor.
Your daughter is the same age as me. I have not worn a dress or skirt since I was five, and even then I screamed and sulked. (Hotpants, shorts, leathers and jeans are a-ok though :D)
Your daughter doesn't know what she's missing. Has she tried riding a powerful motorcycle on the freeway in a floaty skirt? I'd like to see her try. I'll invite my lesbian friends to watch.
Her dress standards have not hindered her from doing what she wants to do!
Provided, of course, she doesn't want to wear pants.
I wanna know where you found a cheerleader squad where they wore skirts down to their knees. Because every cheerleader I've ever seen, while wearing skirts, were definitely "displayed" to an immodest degree in same.
@ clhwateva: You're thinking of a skort. My daughter used to wear those--looked real cute in them; she had the legs for it!
I had a coworker who's aunt and uncle were fundie, and her cousin, among other things, wasn't allowed to wear pants. She snuck out, bought a few pair of pants, kept them at a friend's house, and went over there to change before school, then changed back after school. (this was back in the 80's before fundies started homeschooling their kids en masse). She also kept her Walkman (precurser to the iPod for you young 'uns out there), fan magazines (what we read before the internet for you young 'uns out there) and other forbidden items there. Her parents were so caught up in their bible-thumping and judging others that they never caught her.
Fundies don't raise better kids, just more devious ones.
Oh and on a recent episode of the Duggars, they showed one of the kids rock-climbing in her skirt. It wasn't pretty. She had to bunch it up around her legs to get the safety harness on, so it totally defeated their dictator dad's purpose. It was no more modest than if she'd worn shorts.
As if anybody cares about you or your daughter's sartorial preferences. However, given that you have chosen to blab this information all over the Internet, the fact that culottes are pants more or less destroys whatever lame point you were trying to make in the first place.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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