"This muslim woman walked by with a burka on and it crossed my mind to pick up the BBQ and throw it at her just to see if she'd burst into flames or melt like the wicked witch did in the Wizard of Oz. I'm so bad! [laughing smilie]"
You FAIL for three reasons:
1- The burqa she wore would protect her from contact* with said piece of pork. Thus rendering your actions pointless.
2- As any imam/mullah will tell you, followers of Islam will not go to Paradise, if they purposely consume food/drink that is Haram (proscribed by the Quran/Sharia law, such as pork), instead of that which is Halal. However, if said person comes into contact with such without their knowledge (placed there deliberately by someone else) and/or has such forced upon them by anyone else, then Allah recognises this, acknowledges that it wasn't purposely done with intent to defy Sharia law & the rules of the Quran, thus their place in Paradise is still assured. Again, making any such act on your part completely pointless.
3- Even thinking of doing such is an act of malicious intent, thus you're going to Hell SummerFailing81. After all, as professors of theology will tell you, Allah & the Judeo-Christian God are one and the same.
You're so bad. And this is what'll happen to you:
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*- In Judaism, although Jews aren't allowed to eat pork, that's all. There's nothing to stop Jewish workers at Kibbutzes in Israel from handling pigs raised for live export to Gentile countries after all (and of course, not just for religious, but also purely for hygiene, reasons said workers wash their hands after work). In the same way that, in general stores run by Muslims, there's nothing to stop them from selling alcohol to non-Muslims. The glass bottles/aluminium cans containing such prevents them from coming into contact with this Haram substance deliberately.