If you try to change marriage from one man and one woman, you are trying to change the law from what my religion says it should be. And if you succeed, then the law will reflect your beliefs, which are inferior to mine.
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The Lord despises arrogance. You'd be advised to invest in a heatproof jacket for the pits of eternal damnation, Gary. Harsh, I know, but all sins are equal.
Y'know, if you weren't lied to by your church or parents you should have realized since the age of ten or so that your religion IS NOT IN CHARGE OF THE LAWS OR THE MASSES and NEVER HAS BEEN in AMERICA.
You'd be a servant of some church chapter if it was and up at dawn to work the fields for them.
Thanks for admitting the whole "marriage as the union of one man and one woman" is a religious thing.
A textbook example of today's average American christian.
Gary, you are inferior in every imaginable way.
If you try to change marriage from one man and one woman, you are trying to change the law from what my religion says it should be.
Awwwwww, isn't that too bad?
Imagine--an honest fundie!
Tell me, Hairy, on what grounds are my beliefs inferior to yours?
"you are trying to change the law from what my religion says it should be. "
And just who the fuck says the law has anything at all to do with what YOUR religion says?
Well MY religion says that bigoted assholes like you should be fed to the lions. Now what do you think about that? Does that make that a law, too? Report to the coliseum at once!
Gary: I reject your reality and substitute my own and it'll be better than yours! It'll have Jesus rides and no icky gheyz and churches every five feet and-
PvS: *punches Gary in the nose*
Gary: *holding his nose* But that's impossible! This is my reality!
PvS: Just because you spew forth shit from your mouth does not make it true.
Um... I'm not sure how to reply. Which six impossible things do you believe before breakfast? ... and how exactly does that make your beliefs superior to mine?
I think I'm still confused from trying to make sense out of your rambling and spiteful book of fairy tales, homilies, and bad conclusions drawn from ignorant observations. Let's talk again after you've read a book that wasn't authored in part by Bronze Age goat fuckers.
Your religion has no authority on US Laws. Your bible isn't the Constitution. The USA is not a Theocracy.
You can take your religion's rules and shove it right up your ass.
You shall not force your religion's rules upon everyone.
Wait, one of them came outright and said they think we're inferior?
Props for honesty, if nothing else...
I don't think this guy is a poe at all.
If you read the rest of his posts in the comments thread he makes many, many tired statements that are painfully all too common to many Christianists nowadays - he talks about how one man-one woman-only marriage policies don't discriminate because gays are as free to marry someone of the opposite gender just like straight people can (funny how these exact "arguments" were used in the 60s to support anti-interracial marriage policies in the South).
He also goes on about one cannot have any standard of morality without his JeebusBibleGod as well. I've heard all of these arguments made by sincere Christianists to simply dismiss "Gary" as a poe.
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