A real hilarious one is the church of the flying spageti monster. People will even follow pasta just so they don't have to answer to God. Very sad.
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Because as we all know, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real.
Remember, FSM was created as a response to Kansas schools having to teach intelligent design as science. Basically, with intelligent design as science, who's to say that the world wasn't created by his noodly appendage?
...Oops, It's a parody of the idea of teaching intelligent design as science.
The edit function needs restoration. :<
Onyourknees, no spaghetti Bolognese for you until you stand up and demonstrate an ability to use a fork.
Bless His noodly appendage, RAmen.
Yeah, um... I don't think Bob Henderson thought to himself, "Oh no, I have sinned and lo! God shalt not forgive! I must now turn the other way, to the one deity who can save my soul: the Flying Spaghetti Monster!"
The FSM is not a replacement God. When are you idiot fundies going to grasp that it is possible to not believe in any deity?
RAmen.
"Hello, my name is parody it’s a pleasure to meet you! I’m a literary or artistic device used in a jovial fashion for the purpose of comedic effect. Though my subject may be real my, I however do not have to be. For I exist as a mockery of that subject. Best wishes!
Pardon. Flying Spaghetti Monster. May His Noodliness not be offended by my mortal blunderings.
And, I quite agree that there is tremendous appeal in dressing up in full pirate regalia. I do it often myself. Quite the head-turner.
Well, I'll answer to your God the day he declares I can dress up like a pirate and eat all the pasta I want while doing it!
All Praise the FSM! Bless his noodley appendages!
But really, how stupid do you have to be to not notice it's a fucking joke? Sometimes these kids annoy me too much to feel bad for them.
A real hilarious one is the church of the flying spageti monster. People will even follow pasta just so they don't have to answer to God Give God a blowjob. Very sad.
Come on, how obvious is the username 'OnMyKnees'? :P
Ha-hah-ha-ha!
No. You competely miss the point.
Atheists are NOT snubbing god, we don't fucking believe in one! Why would we attempt to deny a god we don't believe in?
FSM is mocking you, idiot.
....*AHEM*...
SATIRE , SHITHEAD.
par·o·dy noun: any humorous, satirical, or burlesque imitation, as of a person, event, etc.
"A real hilarious one is the church of the flying spageti monster. People will even follow pasta just so they don't have to answer to God. Very sad."
I'll say. The joke.
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Even "Azumanga Daioh"'s Osaka gets it - whilst under her kotatsu. Not just touched by His Noodly Appendage is she, no; Osaka is one of His high priestesses of Pastafarianism (they do eat a lot of Ramen, and Udon noodles in Japan, afer all!)
@a mind far far away
To say nothing of Haruhiism. All hail Her Tsundereness! (and Haruhi Suzumiya voiced by Aya Hirano? I came. Twice.) And speaking of which...:
@moose
More than you'll know, pal. From one moose to another, something to display proudly on your rack:
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Yep. Even God has been touched by His Noodly Appendage! Avast ye hearties, splice the mainbrace and RAmen!
What about the Pink Unicorn, or the Celestial Teapot?
You do know that it's all a joke, don't you? Don't you?
You are in breach of suggestion 3. Learnest thou to spell my name.
Simple philosophy , as the FSM goes pasta you, turn and follow him.
It's Pastafarians.
Hear those several sonic booms, SuckingGod'sCock? That's the sound of the joke - as represented by Gen. Chuck Yeager piloting the hypersonic craft Project Aurora - going over your head .
...whilst he was touched by the Noodly Appendage of His Sauciness, also flying at Mach 7.
Confused?
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