“Hey dumb shit...”
Listen, you absolute scholar, there should be a comma (,) between ‘hey’ and ‘dumb’ in your opening.
And dumbshit is one word.
"Go outside tonight and look up into the fucking sky.”
‘Kay. Now what?
“Now really try very hard to explain both "infinite space" and "eternal time".”
The universe is infinite, there’s no end to it.
Time is infinite. There’s no end to it, though we do suspect there was a beginning.
Okay, now what?
"You can't do it can you?”
Apparently you cannot tell the future.
“Where is your so-called "evidence" to explain these mysteries?”
You asked for an explanation, not the history of scientific observations that bring us to these conclusions. Why move the goalposts you fucking wanker?
"And you dare to deny the existence of a Creator?”
Um, yeah. If the universe cannot create itself, how in the name of a flagellating fuck would a creator? It adds nothing to the concept of reality. It’s just a step back from a beginning that still needs an explanation.
“You pathetic asshole!”
Oh, you’re so MEAN, and edgy. Go rape a chainsaw you self-important sockfucking bully.
"Now get on your fucking knees and ask God to forgive you for mocking Him.”
But I’m NOT mocking your god, or any other gods. I’m mocking yuor belief in such a primitive explanatory device. Like a 4 year old explaining where the cookies went. “This invisible man, a big guy with a beard, came in through the window and cursed the cookies into my tummy!”
“Why would he do that?”
“God’s ways are mysteries.”
