[This link is about Pi=3 and it full of fundie stuff. This bit however just jumped off the screen at me.]
The Bible is the word of God, yes? Anyone who claims otherwise is a heretic bastard.
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Hi, heretic bastard here. I prefer you think me a heretic bastard than give up my intellectual integrity by believing, or claiming to believe, the nonsense in the Bible.
I'd rather be a 'heretic bastard' than a fucking moron.
Edit: Wait, wait, wait, this is an atheist site, and that post was a PARODY. Why was this submitted to FSTDT?
"The Bible is the word of God, yes?"
No.
To the submitter: This is not very original, I want to hear more about this pi = 3 business instead.
What's really funny isn't the satirical OP, it's all the non-joking comments below that try to defend the bible saying pi=3. Including one person saying the bible is infallible, but not accurate in some places, and another saying that early Xtians couldn't understand decimals.
Yes, this is from an atheist site as a piece of sarcasm.
It's also an old argument that fails to take rounding-off-to-the-nearest-whole-number into account.
If the diameter of the "molten sea" was only 9.6 cubits, which rounds off to 10, its circumference would be 30.16 cubits, which rounds off to 30. Ancient Hebrew didn't have decimals or fractions.
All of science started off as the pronouncements of heretical bastards. I'm happy to be counted among such people.
EDIT: Taken in by a Poe. Sheesh...
“The Bible is the word of God, yes?”
“Anyone who claims otherwise is a heretic bastard.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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