Big Bunny:
"I can't wait for our Lord Jesus to kick Satan's you know what! {thumbs-up smiley} can't wait to see my white horse {happy-dancing smiley}"
Ann Orms:
"{3 dancing-smileys} me too, me too...did I mention I like horses
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What's "I like horses" got to do with this horrific World War III-ish scenario?
"In 2012 Israel will nuke Palestine and kill 10 million of them damned sandmonkeys! Oh, and aren't puppies just huggable ?!"
"can't wait to see my white horse"
Sigh...yet more materialistic desires for their eternal spiritual afterlife. Also: insert cocaine joke here.
...when Jesus says " go ahead,,, make my day"
So Jesus is Clint Eastwood? I truly hate these people...
(Allegory for Jesus)
Perhaps. Then again, after looking through the one part of the Bible in which any mention of the Rapture would belong, were it actually in the Bible, I actually found a verse that's right on topic. Unfortunately for BB and AO, it doesn't infer the sort of heavenly reward they have in mind:
"And I looked, and beheld a pale horse, and the name of him who sat on it was Death, and Hell followed with him* "
Perhaps what little of their rational minds remain, is trying to tell them something before the afforementioned reaper comes calling.
I can't wait to see satans face when Jesus says " go ahead,,, make my day" and sends him straight to hell with his demon followers.
I thought God already did that. "And he [Jesus] said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven." Yet another biblical inconsistency.
sends him straight to hell
You mean, like, "Go to your room! And you can forget about dinner!"?
Wow, what a big, bad, tough-guy jayzus is...
Dear Santa, I've been a good girl please bring me the following:
1. A pretty white pony
Thanks! OMG I can't wait! {insert an uncalled for number of assorted smilies here}
Is sending satan to hell really a punishment?
I think the RR crowd would be at a loss for words without their animated smiley faces. Those things make me want to punch somebody. Oh, no. I think the christian love has taken hold of me.
Old Viking:
Maybe the christians who didn't receive any of those extra crowns at the Judgment that they're always babbling about on RR, will have to be Jesus's stable boys. They don't get to sit on Jesus's lap and sing to him forever like they want to, nope, it's an eternity of poop-shoveling for them, LOL.
...{thumbs-up smiley}...{happy-dancing smiley}...{3 dancing-smileys}...
The use of smilies by both of you, as a replacement for instilling emotion into your words via the skillful use of the English language, is more than enough to dismiss your posts and consider you both to be major league a**hole retards.
Yes, I AM a Minister.
Big Bunny and Ann Orms
"I can't wait for our Lord Jesus to kick Satan's you know what! "
No, I don't know what, why don't you tell us?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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