There is no such thing as premarital sex you marry some one by having sex with them.
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Woah, if it was that easy then why should I spend thousands of dollars on a wedding ceremony to be considered married? Can I just fuck my girlfriend, videotape it and send it to the government as proof?
I think we need to cordon off some parts of the world, stick these people in them, and remove anything not invented after about four thousand years ago.
Every so often we'll go back in to check on them. If they've given up this sort of batshit insanity, we let them out.
dpareja: no need. You only have to take a few Indonesian islands (that will sink if global warming goes as predicted btw. Just buy them cheap while they are on sale), build cheap houses and other things, promote them as tropical fundie paradise and there you go- instant theocracy.
There is no such thing as premarital sex you marry some one by having sex with them.
I just love it when someone who so obviously has never had sex thinks they have the right to lecture everyone else about it!
So, erm, im married to a guy then?
But gay marriage is wrong, right? Huh...
Actually, one of the facts that needs to be proven for the ground for divorce according to English law is the non-consummation of marriage through a sexual act, penetration of the vagina by the penis, So it would seem that the Law considers a marriage complete when consummation takes place. So in weird fundie logic, there might be some truth lol
Ofcourse, half of what he says is wrong :D
@Clown, Rambler: Yeah, but I'm willing to give them a chance to realize what their stupidity leads to and renounce it, and reintegrate with civilized society.
Of course, if they revert, well, it's back in Fundieland for them.
Almost as bad as this douchebag:
"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"
(http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=9347 )
So, if you plant your "flag pole" in "virgin soil" (excuse the VERY bad pun)- you get to claim her as yours?
WOMEN AREN'T PROPERTY, YOU FUCKHEAD!!
So, problem solved. Right?
Nah, problem not solved, Rick is being inane. I thougt the only thing really stopping same-sex couples from marrying was that the laws say something like "the man and woman must, when questioned, answer yes, then the couple is wed". Or maybe that is just Swedish laws... Anyway, nobody is saying yes to a question when having sex, at least not THAT question. Stupid!
More stupid: "if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"
If there wasn't such a thing as premarital sex, it wouldn't be punished in the Bible. You don't punish something that "doesn't" exist. If just having sex was a form of marriage, there wouldn't be adultery or rape. You know, the ceremony and all that is made for a reason, or not?
There is no such thing as premarital sex you marry some one by having sex with them
You have no scriptual basis to say that. The bible is quite clear that having sex with a woman does not make youmarried by default. You know the whole thing about "laying" with a unmarried woman and then basically having to buy her from her father or be killed, that's not automatic marriage, if for no other reason than that death is always an option.
As for the modern day there are two ways of looking at marriage, the first is a secular civil contract of matrimony that is recognized by the law, and then there is the religious way of looking at marriage, which means absolutely fuck all because the church is not empowered to grant license nor impart benefits.
Therefore if you choose to hold that kind of view on marriage, then go ahead but don't get upset when everyone dismisses your view because it is contradictory to both the law and the bible .
you know what's really funny about that? that's precisely what the catholic church teaches.
Not legally, you can't. Throughout the very history of marriage, sex was merely the consummation process, if I recall correctly.
But sex itself? That's just nature's weird way of getting us to reproduce. Thankfully we've devised ways of enjoying it without having to deal with the biological consequences, but you knew that...
I have so many husbands, most of whom I haven't seen or heard from in the past 20 years, that I can't even remember all their names.
If you are one of my forgotten husbands, please drop by. I have a few chores for you. The one husband whom I do remember marrying is a nice guy but rather lazy.
Then I've got a set of wives and a husband at this point.
That's gonna be a quirky household. Especially since at the moment I'm not seeing anyone and I'm sure at least one of them might not be to keen on seeing ME again.
Oh wait... no legal binding contract!
Total exonoration for me!
As long as I don't have to buy all of my wives a car I'll be all right.
Mind you, there's enough hookers in amongst that lot that I could make tons of money running an, ahem, escort agency.
Confused?
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