No, I'm voting for her because she has her head screwed on. When will people get it through their thick head's that this is a Christian nation?
Obama/Biden aren't real Christians, they take the Lord's name in vain and throw it around like a Frisbee.
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1) This ISN'T a Christian nation. Constitution, Treaty of Tripoli, Jefferson's writings, etc.
2) Obama and Biden have demonstrated themselves to be better people (optionally, "Christians") than McCain and Palin. Or have you not been paying attention to the campaigns? Or are you only a "real" Christian if you lie, slander, and insight angry and willfully ignorant mobs?
fail! shes not running for pres, she is going to be vp, you are voting for mccain.
oh and mccain does the same thing the same damn thing you are saying about obama and biden
i really wish people would stop talking about palin as if shes running for pres, she's not
We're a Christian Nation in the same sense that my stir-fry is a Chinese recipe. Sure, I picked up the basic cooking methods from a chinese cook-book, but I replaced almost all of the ingredients with western versions...and I use spices typical to american cooking...and I don't have a drop of chinese blood in me. So consider it like that.
"No, I'm voting for her"
Her? As far as I know, neither McCain or Obama is female. Unless McCain is transgender all of a sudden.
"because she has her head screwed on."
Oh Palin is screwed alright.
"When will people get it through their thick head's that this is a Christian nation?"
Treaty of Tripoli, BITCH.
"Obama/Biden aren't real Christians,"
Lie. Unless you would only call fundies real Christians.
"they take the Lord's name in vain and throw it around like a Frisbee."
I'd love to see a couple of quotes from Obama or Biden.
"No, I'm voting for her because she has her head screwed on"
Yeah, backwards and upside down. I'd rather vote for an intelligent person who says "fuck god" all day long than that wingnut.
[No, I'm voting for her because she has her head screwed on.]
You aren't voting for Palin. You're voting for McCain.
[When will people get it through their thick head's that this is a Christian nation?]
When will people like you understand that it *isn't*? Willful ignorance will not help you.
Separation of Church and State. The Treaty of Tripoli. The Thomas Jefferson papers. The Constitution .
[Obama/Biden aren't real Christians...]
They worship the same God through the same prophet using the same holy text. What makes them "no true Christians"?
[...they take the Lord's name in vain and throw it around like a Frisbee.]
Bush (a Christian) lied to the WORLD to justify going to war. In the process, thousands of people were killed, lost their homes, and/or their loved ones. Hundreds more were detained and locked up without due process.
McCain (another Christian) supported him in this, and said that more needed to be done.
Historical revisionism is a fundies best friend (other than their 'science'). And you're voting for Palin, and not McCain, too? That doesn't make any sense. Although, thinking about 'screwed' and 'Palin'...um...nevermind.
Edit: As dumb as she might be, I still think she's hot.
Obama/Biden aren't real Christians
Well, that should get the Catholic vote. They love being told by Baptists that they aren't real Christians.[/sarcasm]
Screwing her head on is so 19th century. We have microchips now, in case you haven't heard.
We aren't a Christian nation, by the way.
1. Palin is a nutcase.
2. Obama and Biden are Christians. This is not in any way relevant to how they would perform as president and VP, however.
3. Man, it would be really fun if you COULD use words as a Frisbee...but language does not work that way.
@RevDG : I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I don't think McCain would have survived the first two hundred days in office. And yes, I am probably crazy enough to actually not think, that killing the president, would be beyond what these people would dream of doing, and they answer to a different authority, you know..
And the last person I want in the White House, is Sarah Palin.
/Obama/Biden aren't real Christians, they take the Lord's name in vain and throw it around like a Frisbee./
As opposed to fundie Christians who throw God's name around to get votes and money? As opposed to fundie Christians who use God's name to justify murder, spousal abuse, child abuse, and lying?
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When even the Repugnicant campaign staff call her a self-centered diva, I'm thinking there is a real problem.
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If you keep defining Christianity down to just your little sect of your little subset of your little denomination of your branch of your church, it isn't a Christian nation any more, and you could all meet in someone's living room.
She's got her head screwed on? Like Claire's husband Mike in Stepford Wives? She's a robot?
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It clearly states "religion" and "free exercise thereof". Religion, not Christianity.
You were saying...?
Obama/Biden ARE the real Christians, in that they don't flaunt their religion or brag about it, but follow Jesus' words in Mathew 6:5-6:
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Taking the Lord's name in vain and throwing it around like a frisbee, is what the Religious Rightists are usually doing. They are happy to say they follow the Good Book, but when it comes to helping the poor, curing the sick, caring for children, then it's their own bottom line that matters, not the words of Jesus.
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