(god did not murder anyone the people were the murrderers, and if you say well god let it happen think of this, we ALL have FREE WILL it is our decision to murder people god will not interfear because we get to chouse wether we go to heaven or hell by the life we live accourding to the bible. so if god were to stop the murder then god mieswell just decide for himself who goes to heaven or hell w/o giving everyone the chance to go to heaven!!![..]
EVOLUTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A THEORY NOT A SCIENTIFIC THEORY!!!!
i have auchualy spoken to a evolution teacher who has showed the falsehoods of evolution based purely on science nothing religious what so ever!!!!
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1. Please switch to decaf. And wipe off that foam from your mouth; it's not from your latte.
2.If you're not already under the care of a licensed psychiatrist, please hie thee hence to one STAT.
3. Immediately thereafter, get some remedial education in English and sciences.
And when God commands the murders???? If you get someone else to kill, you are the guilty one, even though no blood may be directly on your hands, whether they be divine or not!
Read your Bible and you will see that your god has ordered killing at a prodigious rate.
"god did not murder anyone the people were the murrderers, and if you say well god let it happen think of this, we ALL have FREE WILL it is our decision to murder people god will not interfear "
But, God didn't just allow those people to murder, he ordered them to.
Are you saying that, because of our vaunted FREE WILL, if those people had simply told him "No, we don't really want to do that," he would've just said, "Oh. Alrighty, then. Carry on."??
auchualy ??" Seriously?
Most fundy-tards tend to misspell their words phonetically (the way the word sounds). "Auchualy" is in no way a phonetic representation of "actually." How the fuck did you manage that?
"god did not murder anyone the people were the murrderers,..."
Well, you got that part right. Since there is no evidence for a god then humans are responsible.
"i have auchualy spoken to a evolution teacher..."
You might want to speak to an English teacher. Just a suggestion.
Murrderers? Interfear? Chouse? Wether? Accourding? Mieswell? Auchualy?
Holy fucking shit! LEARN TO SPELL, DUMBASS!
[god did not murder anyone the people were the murrderers]
Evolution is a scientific theory and it does have evidence supporting it.
Also, learn grammar.
You obviously cut out of all your English classes to go hang with your Evolution 'teacher'.
My eyes, they burn. And the writer's soul in me just died a little. 'Auchualy'? Holy shit.
Does anyone else here remember Evolution Classes in school?
Those were the days :) Dipping fish in chemicals so that they would turn into a crockoduck or something.
I ended up getting a D because I ended up creating an unholy abomination against nature. But what do you expect when you let kids mess around with teratogenic chemicals?
A new and previously unknown language has been unearthed.
Oh wait, you mean that was supposed to be English?? Fuck me.
“EVOLUTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A THEORY NOT A SCIENTIFIC THEORY!!!!”
“i have auchualy spoken to a evolution teacher who has showed the falsehoods of evolution based purely on science nothing religious what so ever!!!!”
Confused?
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