I have said it before, and I will say it again. I do not believe in atheists. They don't exists. Sure, there are people who are immoral, who lie and say they do not believe, but there are none who truly do not believe. Even if there were one who is a true atheist, when he closes his eyes in death, and opens them in Hell, he will believe. Sadly, then, it will be too late. Now is the time to choose to repent and to serve God.
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Blah blah REPENT or burn, evil doer!!!1111 blah blah, Fundie crap, blah blah.
... when he closes his eyes in death, and opens them in Hell, he will believe. tell him this will happen and is naive enough to believe them.
When they die and wake up in Hell. All your theology is a catch-22 that nobody is able to understand. Atheist exist, and do you know why?, because your hell look like the emperor's new Clothes. You can claim that they're going to hell, but nobody can trust the existance of a hell that you can't feel or see, if you insist in denying the evident. God can't be apprehended as a "provisional solution". If you believed in God to do well to others, it wouldn't matter. If you use it to invent a kind of psychological game with others, that's the problem. Again, nobody can understand this theology, that's why you have to invent this idiotic website.
That's okay Randy, a lot of the atheists, agnostics, and moderate Christians over here can't believe that you with your racism, sexism, and prejudice masquerading as God's word, exist either.
@Patches: And they aren't shy about it either - I would need an accountant to count how many times they've called atheists "in rebellion of God".
I don't think Randy (hehehe, RANDY!) understands what it is to have no faith. To truely accept that God is just pretend means that we can not have faith in his existence. so if i died and woke up in hell (WHATEVER!) then i would probably just assume that i was not dead at all but in a coma. or even a parallel universe because... wait for it.... I DON'T BELIEVE!!!!
You say you don't believe that atheists exist then you say, "Even if there were one who is a true atheist"... well, which is it? Either there are or aren't atheists in the world. I'm sorry, I'm trying so hard to understand your backwards "logic" that I think my brain hurts. Your statement about the absence of atheists is, well, stupid as you then contridict yourself.
"I have said it before, and I will say it again. I do not believe in theists. They don't exists. Sure, there are people who are immoral, who lie and say they believe, but there are none who truly believe. Even if there were one who is a true theist, when he closes his eyes in death, and never opens them again, he cannot believe. Sadly, then, it will be too late. Now is the time to choose to live and to help your fellow man. "
Wow! I deny the existance of god and you deny the existance of Abraham Lincoln, Galileo, Papa Hemmingway, Leo Tolstoy, George Carlin, Frank Lloyd Wright, Mark Twain, Robert Frost, Van Gogh, Edison, Natalie Portman, George Cloony, Phillis Diller and Rodney Dangerfield among others.
It's OK, Bro, we understand that deep down (very deep, in your case), you really know that the things you claim to believe are ridiculous so to try to make yourself feel like less of an idiot you try to convince yourself and others that yours is a rational belief shared by everyone. Maybe on your death bed you'll realize that you've lived a life of self-deceit.
This may be true of first generation atheists who will always have a unique relationship with whatever religion nthey have left, but to a second- or third- generation atheist, especially one growing up in an age of accelerating scientific discovery, religion just seems weird.
Gods, not this again.
Well, you're proof that liars and other unethical persons exist.
caitshidhe for the win!I can hardly believe is the gall of Bro. Randy-old-goat: how can a hate-mongering cult leader with a barely veiled craving for teenage flesh dare to accuse us of immorality for honestly stating our lack of belief in the debunked mythology of bronze age nomads?
No matter how far up his rectum his cranium is, he has to be aware that many atheists would be better off pretending to believe in the local sky fairy, notably in several parts of the United States of Murikka. In which alternate reality is it immoral to refuse to commit hypocrisy?
Blah and Hah remind me of a couple of rednecks I knew in high school that acted the same way; they were always together, calling everyone else "faggot" and beating up any guy that wasn't on the football or basketball team.
Of course, after graduation we all found out they'd been lovers for years, but were of the raised-by-fundies, self-loathing type.
Unfortunately, I don't think Blah/Hah's issue is that complex; he's probably just a childish asshole.
Personally, I think what makes this guy feel better is the demented torture porn fantasies of what will happen to us non-existant atheists in hell. Which is a little. . . crazy.
I seriously hate the idea of "serving" something nobody's even sure of existing.
fundies are bad enough, but fundie TEENS? teens have no logic in ther first place. I know, I am one. XD
So I'm a Christian because when I die I will believe?
Well, according to my beliefs, then, everybody is an atheist.
And what does this mean for the "No True Christian would do that!!" fundies?
Hey guys I have some news! I don't actually exist!
According to this guy, I am immoral as well. Even though I don't remember doing anything immoral.
Also:
@ #1322159
"There's no such thing as an atheist in a fox hole."
- Wow, did you think of that witty rejoinder all by yourself? Seriously though, its hardly surprising that you fanatics rely on fear and human vulnerability to attract suckers. Despite all your insincere rhetoric about "love," that's really all you vultures ever had to rely on.
“I have said it before, and I will say it again. I do not believe in atheists.”
“They don't exists.”
“Sure, there are people who are immoral, who lie and say they do not believe, but there are none who truly do not believe.”
“Even if there were one who is a true atheist, when he closes his eyes in death, and opens them in Hell, he will believe.”
“Sadly, then, it will be too late.”
“Now is the time to choose to repent and to serve God.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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