VenomFangX #fundie

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[Why do fundies always have to project?]

Have you guys ever wondered what if Evolution is not true?
You know, some people, when I ask that, their brain just shuts off!
It goes, "LALALA, CAN'T HEAR...!"

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They plug their ears, they close their eyes, and they go: "EVOLUTION IS TRUE! EVOLUTION IS TRUE! EVOLUTION IS TRUE!" and they refuse to think outside their little box.

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We're gonna show you here in this video and videos to follow - so stay stuned - that the Evolution theory is not based on scientific evidence but rather on lies upon lies upon lies upon more lies.

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...they're dishonest. They know what they're saying is not true, it's just, going back to what I said before, they will not entertain the idea that what they're saying is no true...

[Watch the whole video if you want to see a really bad Planet of the Apes parody!]

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old comment by kingoftheheavies

Have you guys ever wondered what if creation is not true?
You know, some people, when I ask that, their brain just shuts off!
It goes, "LALALA, CAN'T HEAR...!"

[...]

They plug their ears, they close their eyes, and they go: "CREATION IS TRUE! CREATION IS TRUE! CREATION IS TRUE!" and they refuse to think outside their little box.

[...]

We're gonna show you here in this video and videos to follow - so stay stuned - that the creation theory is not based on scientific evidence but rather on lies upon lies upon lies upon more lies.

[...]

...they're dishonest. They know what they're saying is not true, it's just, going back to what I said before, they will not entertain the idea that what they're saying is no true...

Fixed it for ya!

old comment by Larty

Have you guys ever wondered what if Evolution is not true?
You know, some people, when I ask that, their brain just shuts off!
It goes, "LALALA, CAN'T HEAR...!"

Except that evolution is about as likely to be false as finding evidence that the earth is flat. No, that wasn't an exaggeration.

They plug their ears, they close their eyes, and they go: "EVOLUTION IS TRUE! EVOLUTION IS TRUE! EVOLUTION IS TRUE!" and they refuse to think outside their little box.

...they're dishonest. They know what they're saying is not true, it's just, going back to what I said before, they will not entertain the idea that what they're saying is no true...

When you suck at science, life and making proper arguments, always accuse your opponent for doing the lowly things that you have done. I guess it's the next best thing from admitting being a complete idiot, is to claim that your opponents are just that.

old comment by JohnTheAtheist

The evidence in favor of evolution is OVERWHELMING you idiot, unlike the complete lack of evidence for your imaginary sky-friend. The fact of the matter is that you believe what you believe because you want to. I believe what I believe because the evidence supports my position in a HUGE way. If new evidence came in tomorrow and showed that there is a process different from evolution that better describes the state of nature I would abandon evolution is a second in support of this new and better theory. This is how science works, just as Einstein updated and improved Newton. You, on the other hand, no matter what evidence is presented will never change your fundie mind because your conclusions are not based on rational thought to begin with.

The little box to "think" inside is exclusively yours.

Also, you are a fucking idiot.

old comment by David B.

"Have you guys ever wondered what if Evolution is not true?"

Then some other explanation for the multiple lines of evidence confirming descent from common ancestry with modification would replace it. Environmentally directed mutationalism perhaps, or maybe persistent epigenetic changes will turn out to be incorporated into our DNA by some as yet undiscovered mechanism.

In any case, whatever supplants evolution will be a better explanation of the mountains of evidence we already have.

And No, neither creationism nor intelligent design provide that explanation. The assertion that a god/designer did it this particular way for unfathomable reasons is not an explanation, it's an excuse.

But let's go further, let's say it turns out God does exist, did create the world in 6 days a mere 6000 years ago and did plant all that evidence to "test my faith". Wow, I've just been outsmarted by an omniscient and omnipotent being who refused to provide proof of his existance while being insanely eager to create countless little "tests" that dispute it.

Why should I be upset that I didn't spend my life bowing and scraping to the biggest douche in (or out of) the universe in hope of a promised eternity of bowing and scraping to him in the afterlife? Fundies claim they'll receive "eternal life" for their devotion, yet many are not even living the one life we can be pretty sure we have.

"Have you guys ever wondered what if Evolution is not true?”
Well, that’s a whole lot of evidence to overcome.
But theories aren’t abandoned until they get replaced by a better theory, so ‘what if’ is ‘science will go on.’ The fossils don’t go away, the dating doesn’t change, the observed instance of speciation don’t get recalled. But, sure, post your actual scientific theory.

“You know, some people, when I ask that, their brain just shuts off!
It goes, "LALALA, CAN'T HEAR...!"”
HAhahahahaha. That’s the response when asking a creationist about Genesis being a parable.

“They plug their ears, they close their eyes, and they go: "EVOLUTION IS TRUE! EVOLUTION IS TRUE! EVOLUTION IS TRUE!" and they refuse to think outside their little box.”
Sure. Sure. I believe you. Because evolution is held with religious fervor, not accepted as a working hypothesis. Of course.

“We're gonna show you here in this video and videos to follow - so stay stuned - that the Evolution theory is not based on scientific evidence but rather on lies upon lies upon lies upon more lies.”
You calling them lies doesn’t make the scientific evidence go away.

"..they're dishonest. They know what they're saying is not true,”
Sounds more like Ray Comfort and Strobel.

“it's just, going back to what I said before, they will not entertain the idea that what they're saying is no true...”
We’ll entertain the idea, but we need something more than you being butthurt that it’s not part of your myth cycle.

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