[Judge rules that school in Mississippi should not promote Christianity]
There should be a mass prayer every day by students on the grounds of the high school.
They should burn a dummy made to look like this judge, who is himself a dummy.
The cross should be displayed on every locker, and on every book and computer.
The students should create flyers about this nasty judge and pass them out to the judge's neighbors, as well as all local churches, shopping centers, etc.
Photos of the judge with a Hitler mustache should be passed out.
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Or maybe, you know, the school should actually follow the law and use it as an opportunity to teach the students how the constitution works.
Are you inciting kids to act violently Michex? It's a fine line. Once you cross, your Freedom of Speech right is voided. Do you fantasize about spending time in federal prison?
Very well said.
Diatryma:
That's where the parents come in to ensure that the children are engaged and fulfilling their positive Christian duties.
In the name of the Lord,
I'd tear down the crosses, replace 'em all with pentacles, and then put the crosses on a pile in front of the principal's house and light 'em on fire. Keep your religion out of my school, or I will bring mine in too, and we can have ourselves a little tussle.
There should be a mass prayer every day by students on the grounds of the high school.
They can do that if they want, just as long as it's not led by teachers or considered mandatory by the school.
The cross should be displayed on every locker, and on every book and computer.
Face it, the only reason you want to do this is to intimidate non-Christians, don't you? It's not that you want your own children to be Christians, you want non-Christian children to be forced to accept or at least be reminded of which is the majority religion.
The students should create flyers about this nasty judge and pass them out to the judge's neighbors, as well as all local churches, shopping centers, etc.
Because nothing gets your point across like encouraging vigilantism.
Photos of the judge with a Hitler mustache should be passed out.
Because nothing teaches children effective debating techniques like a Godwin.
Kitzmiller vs. Dover. Establishment Clause.
...otherwise, all US schools, even 'Hoenskuling' by fundie Christain families - No Exceptions - to become Madrassas: Muslim .
Can you say 'ISIS' and 'Caliphate', Mickey? I know you can.
...what? You can't counter that? Like I say: Establishment Clause, bitch. Give me just one good fucking reason why even fundie 'Hoemskuling' shouldn't be draconically state controlled in Christain homes - with surveillance . if necessary - with only secular scientific fact-based education allowed. You can't? Then STFU in perpetuity, and just be glad that isn't so. NEXT!
And, oddly enough, all of the above is (and /should/ be) legal, as long as it is organized by the students and parents (but /not/ the faculty!) and doesn't violate any standing policies of the district (e.g. locker decorations may be generally forbidden).
Photos of the judge with a Hitler m.... aaaaand, finally; the Godwin! Hurray!
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@ Wyzard
Hell yes, he does! Criminy, he lives in Mississippi , almost anyplace would be better.
What part of "no law respecting an establishment of religion" do you not understand?
I'm just stupidly happy that this managed to go through in Mississippi, there's hope yet.
This disregard for the first amendment is precisely why this school was punished in the first place; this scheme would only make matters worse and the school would be in trouble again. Nonplussed, you'll struggle to comprehend the meaning of freedom, and will blame it on infiltrators. All I have to say now is why do you hate America and its values of freedom? True freedom, not the definition according to the seldom seen dictionary that fundies use.
Turn off that smart phone and get your ass back in math class where you belong! The school year has just begun, and here you have three days detention already. I don't know what we should do with you, Ferris.
Students are allowed to do all those things, as long as school employees aren't participating in the prayers or posting crosses.
The cross should be displayed on every locker, and on every book and computer.
Even the ones used by Jews?
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Good luck with that. If it's not happening, there's a reason: nobody gives a shit.
Grey Rook:
Can you show me where the Christian Bible (KJV) prescribes any of those actions you mentioned?
In the name of the Lord,
@Jelly Jerry
Question: you think the KJV is the only version to be trusted, is utterly flawless in every conceivable way, and is the absolute word of your God, as authorised by a past
Think extremely carefully before answering, Jer.
...oh, and all Jews - who don't acknowledge your Jesus as their 'Messiah - are going to Heaven, via the John 14:6 Jesus-bypassing (and thus Christianity-destroying) Romans 11:26-32. All due to their 'Disobedience'.
Y'know what is 'Disobedience' too, Jelly Jerry? Atheism & Homosexuality. Thus, via Rom. 11:30-32, we're bypassing your J-boy and going to Heaven too. Prove us wrong. Now.
Rom. 11:30-32 destroys your argument right from the start. No, Jerry, we are the Elect. [/26th June, SCOTUS ]
And then Jerry was Jelly . >:D
@#1851684: Oh, well, in that case:
Burning dissenters at the stake: Not really in the Bible, but happened historically
Stoning rape victims: Deuteronomy 22:23-24
Butchering entire towns because one resident takes a different god: Deuteronomy 13:13-19
It was perfectly fine for students to sing it of their own accord. But the school should not be actively promoting it as it is a public school.
Also, the judge, Carlton Reeves, happens to be black. He's the same one who voided Mississippi's same-sex marriage ban. A real wit, too, apparently.
Michex, I gotta be honest, I side with the judicial wiseacre. Especially if you want the students to act like the Little Klansmen.
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