(In reference to a post about the evils of Santa)
Never thought of it that way, but you're right! Also Santa can be rearranged to spell satan. Satan Claws. Hmmm wonder how many little children would want to sit on his lap then? Christmas holiday is rife with pagan references. No wonder God's word says even the elect may be deceived.
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"Also Santa can be rearranged to spell satan. "
And the words in the buybull can also be rearranged to spell all kinds of crazy shit, but we dont really have to do that because it says all kinds of crazy shit already. Just read it.
Christmas full of pagan references, how can this possibly be?? Seriously, I still love Santa, so shut up.
RR bastards try to ruin everything. At least if Santa deems you bad you only get a lump of coal that year and not an eternity of torment and hell fire... Who's really the satanical one?
"the Christmas holiday is rife with pagan references" - Yeah, except that Santa is about 18 times removed from any pagan beings. Go ahead, name any Roman or Nordic/Germanic pre-Christian figure who gave gifts to children in midwinter.
He's Catholic, which the OP probably thinks is just as bad. He wears red because that was an expensive dye or paint pigment reserved for the most important figures.
So it's OK for children to sit on Santa's lap in France, where he's called "Père Noël" (Father Christmas), or in Germany, where he's called "Weihnachtsmann" (Christmas Man) or in Russia, where he's called "Ded Moroz" (Grandfather Christmas) - they just can't sit on his lap in English-speaking countries, where the English transliteration of the Dutch word "Sante" can be rearranged into an English transliteration of a Hebrew word.
"santa" can also be rearranged to spell "tanas". and "nasta", and "snaat", and "atans", and (if my math's right) 43 other things i didn't list yet, one of which is the name of a(nother) fictional character. what say we each pick one of the unused anagrams and make up a brand new, fictional bogeyman to stick the anagram on as a name? it'd likely be more interesting and fun than reading RR at least, not that banging your head against a wall wouldn't also be.
Also Santa can be rearranged to spell satan. Satan Claws.
If only the devil could overcome his compulsion to leave obvious clues like that. Seriously, he seems to be like the Riddler in that regard, always betraying his devious plans so the keen detectives at RR can spot his plans.
That must be also the reason why he will follow the prophecies of Revelation, even though they show how he will lose. Damn OCD!
"Also Santa can be rearranged to spell satan."
- God can be rearranged to spell dog
- Evil can be rearranged to spell live
Maybe you shouldn't go there
If you like the way Ninicat59 thinks, you might want to consider being a member of Rapture Ready. Really Ninicat59's ideas are reflective of the type of person they want to appeal to and, in fact, do appeal to.
Obviously it's senseless gibberish, but they don't mind people mocking them because, you know, er...soon, the mockers will get their just desserts.
When Jesus comes, the steely gaze of His piercing blue eyes beneath gently tousled blonde locks, lightly ruffled by the breeze of His own passing (let's hope He won't have recently eaten a bowl of curried beans and sprouts). His muscular arms outstretched, His calloused hands lightly curled round the hilt of His fiery sword, His tattoos of anchors and crosses, ... I'm stopping here in case any Gay RR members get overexcited.
Funnily enough, I have a friend who thinks that belief in Santa Claus/Father Christmas is such a central tenet of Christianity, and that she was going to teach her child all about it in defiance of her supposedly Muslim ex-husband saying their daughter was going to wear a hijab.
It IS pagan, stupid. In the Nordic countries we still call it Yule (or Jul/Joulua/Jól).
In Sweden we had a goat that knocked on the door and threw in presents, before the concept of Santa Clause (Jultomten in Swedish) came from Germany. Christmas presents are still called Julklappar (Yule Claps), as a reference to the "tapping" or "clapping" on the door that the goat did.
Does God's word state that Jesus' date of birth was December 25th? No? Maybe because it wasn't...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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