[The San Francisco Police Department is poised to create LGBT "Safe Zones."]
“If the picture alone isn’t enough to convince you that the time has come for a giant asteroid to put an end to [gay rights].”
What He is saying is that right before His immediate return the faggots and queers would be setting up the Days of Lot. He is going to let them. He is in the process of bringing all the faggots and the queers TOGETHER, He is UNITING THE NATIONS (UN), to destroy them by FIRE (Matt 13; Zeph 3:8).
You know what a faggot is? Its a bundle of sticks used for BURNING. This earth has been RECREATED twice in the past (Noah’s Flood and a previous Flood that people are ignorant of). He is going to destroy it a THIRD time by FIRE.
Do you know how to refine silver or gold? By FIRE.
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Caps are always irritating to read. Also, aren't you putting words in Jesus' mouth by signing your statement as "Jesus Christ"? I was pretty sure that was a sin. Additionally, it's "your", not "you're". Finally, any word on what these "safe zones" are? First I've heard of them.
This earth has been RECREATED twice in the past (Noah’s Flood and a previous Flood that people are ignorant of).
Citation seriously needed, especially considering there isn't a shred of evidence to support the original flood story from the bible.
A god that destroys his own creations for using the free will he supposedly gifted them with isn't worthy of worship. You can feel free to honor your tyrannical bully-god all you want, but stop insisting that everyone else does and stop trying to fuck with the law to reflect your own christianity-generated prejudices.
"You know what a faggot is? Its a bundle of sticks used for BURNING."
The fact that you know that and you still use that slur makes you even more despicable.
You are the perfect example of what is wrong with people.
"You’re wish is granted. Signed Jesus Christ."
Mass murder for Jesus.
"He is in the process of bringing all the faggots and the queers TOGETHER"
Not faggots AND queers?!? Oh hell they never get along very well together.
"You know what a faggot is? Its a bundle of sticks used for BURNING."
You know what a fundie is? Its an idiot used for flipping BURGURS.
Do you know how to refine silver or gold? By FIRE.
Well, whoop dee do! Do you know how you get rid of garbage? By FIRE! Do you know how you get your steak all nice and warm and tasty? By FIRE! Do you know how one stays warm on a cold, winter night? By FIRE!
See? It's so easy anyone can do it.
Jesus had his chance in New Orleans during Katrina. He managed to flood all the fundie churches while leaving the gay bars untouched.
This cleansing fire is more likely to happen in Colorado Springs than in San Fransisco.
PhillipGeorge(c)2013 - Just Passing
isn't a shred of evidence to support the original flood story from the bible.
where do you want me to start Kitty?
hydrodynamic sorting of silt? Fish fossils on Mountains - just about all of them? Fossilization of soft bodies/ delicate structures - like leaves?
Take your time.
"the time has come for a giant asteroid to put an end to [gay rights]"
So you'd have the world be destroyed just because guys who are attracted to guys and gals are attracted to gals want to live without assholes like you making their lives miserable?
Remind me again why gays are the "bad guys" in your fantasy story.
Too bad for you Jesus is never going to return.
You know what a fag is? It's a cigarette in Britain.
You know how idiot fundies like you should die? In a FIRE.
I wonder if this "previous flood" is a reference to Gap Theory <http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/interp/gap.html >, <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gap_creationism >, an ad-hoc explanation for the two contradictory stories in Genesis.
And speaking of ad-hoc, Mr. Just Passing, the whole "hydrodynamic sorting"/"fish on mountains" line is just ad-hoc reasoning to bolster the Flood myth. Evolution, plate tectonics, and the actual processes of fossilization more than adequately explain the evidence.
For once, I moonbattery delivers some good news.
It sounds like these are police stations and patrol areas where the cops are given sensitivity training. Which is good, the general feeling, particularly in the trans* community, is that it's pointless to go to the police if something happens to you, they'll probably beat your ass worse.
Leave it to these fucks to act like those are 'special rights'.
But I must admit, that picture is very silly.
Holland:
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One big LGBT hyper -Safe Zone.
So why has nothing happened there ?
You know how an inferior subhuman right-wing fundamental ist Christian bigot is destroyed? (*is handed a flamethrower *)
...remember how another inferior subhuman right-wing bigot met his ultimate end in 1945...?! >:D
Doesn't sound very nice - from your point of view - eh? Well, now you know how you - and your so-called 'God of Love ' - sound(s) to everyone else.
No wonder then, that Europe - including Holland - is so secular these days? Could it be something to do with the threats you right-wing fundies are reduced to, when you don't get your way, and aren't listened to anymore...?!
@PhillipGeorge(c)2013 - Just Passing:
No! My atheistic evolutionist worldview is crumbling!
<reads JustAnotherUser's links>
uh. sorry. Let me fix my tie. Got a little carried away for a moment.
@PhillipGeorge(c)2013 - Just Passing :
"hydrodynamic sorting of silt?"
I saw that happen when I was 3, stirring mud in a bucket. Doesn't prove your myth is real.
"Fish fossils on Mountains - just about all of them?"
Plate tectonics. Or did you somehow not notice the last 40 years of geology? Also, wrong. Marine(not fish) fossils are on few mountains.
"Fossilization of soft bodies/ delicate structures - like leaves?"
Which would obviously happen during a worldwide flood that obliterated everything on earth.
The flood story doesn't work, even the Catholic Church admitted that it wasn't literal. Not that I expect that to win any debates, I suppose.
I also find it unlikely that the Tower of Babel story could be possible unless physics was significantly different back then.
But I suppose that you're a Biblical literalist? I'm not going to assume, though, so I'll ask a few questions.
1) Do you believe that God's nature and sense of justice is unchanging?
@ PhillipGeorge(c)2013 - Just Passing : You wrote:
"Fish fossils on Mountains - just about all of them?" I'd mention plate tectonics, but you don't believe the Earth is old enough for plate tectonics to do anything.
BTW, do you believe in an invisible dome covering the Earth? If not, you're denying the existence of the Vault of Heaven described in the Bible (and the Book of Enoch), and are doomed to burn in HELL!
@Anon-e-moose
Not to ruin your theory but the M.O. is far, far too different to be His4Life. H4L actually makes sense --as difficult as that may be to stomach. Sure she's a fundie and dead wrong on 99.9% of all issues, but but Boy PhillipGeorge here is a stammering cretin who sounds like he's the hideous love child of Fred Phelps and Alex Jones.
@Rabbit of Caerbannog
I wonder if we aren't wrong about PhillipGeorge. Maybe he's not a loon after all - he's a new chatterbot being unleashed on an unsuspecting public for testing.
If so, it still needs a lot of work to imitate a real person, but it's an uncannily accurate recreation of some fundies...
PhillipGeorge(c)2013 - Just Passing:
Regional floods in Syria dated in biblical times and floods in other locations dated thousands of years before/after are not evidence of a worldwide catastrophe.
That said, stop trying to engage me in debate. I have no interest in either scientific or historical revisionism.
Anon-e-moose:
My money is on "ProtestantCrusader"<---> "Professorwhatsisname"<--->"PhillipGeorge".
OMG, really you guys. All you gotta do is quit taking his bait and he will eventually go away. With all due respect to everyone here, what does it say of your wits if you keep getting tricked into engaging him? He's not here to learn or debate. He has an embarrassingly simple pattern: enter a thread, say the opposite, enjoy the fireworks. And while you are sitting there seriously making your arguments, citing your references, coming up with all those witty analogies and clever insults, he's just laughing at your apparent frustration and basking in the attention. Hell, even this very line of conversation would give the twit's little ego a chubby.
He started out rather well, but got too greedy and it gave him away. Next time he will certainly be a little more subtle. Have fun ;).
thefakeirishmetalbandguy,
Sure, he may be a troll, he may not be a troll. Either way, I enjoy answering these things sometimes. So it isn't as if I'm being tricked into it. So long as he maintains some semblance of reason, it does me good to evaluate it.
He [Jesus] is in the process of bringing all the faggots and the queers TOGETHER, He is UNITING THE NATIONS (UN), to destroy them by FIRE
Actually, in the US, he's brought all the Christian fundies together in the Bible belt to destroy them with tornadoes and hurricanes. Hurricane Katrina destroyed at least nine Baptist churches while leaving the French Quarter where the gay parades take place largely alone. Jtb needs a new hypothesis.
If people want the world to believe the King James Version is inspired, Jesus needs have better English than this.
In the English Midlands faggots make a tasty dish.
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a previous Flood that people are ignorant of.
Did you add this into your own personal bible, jtb? That's a sin, you know.
@Frank, Hasan Prishtina
Which therefore destroys an insult.
One I've seen used fairly frequently in 4chan is 'Sperglord'. Now, I have absolutely no idea what this means, and nor am I interested in searching said word on Google for any potential real meaning, neither. Therefore, a justifiable instance of 'Ignorance is Bliss': as in using said ignorance of that word as an insult - just as the real meaning of 'Faggot' destroys such as an 'insult' - turning it against those who would use such against you.
'Sperglord'? I know not what it means, what it's/where is it's origin, nor do I care to look into it's meaning/origin. Therefore 'Sperglord' means 'A normal, sane, intelligent person who is superior to those inferior subhumans who would use said word as an 'insult'.
'Sperglord' isn't in the definitive lexicon of the English language: The Oxford English Dictionary, therefore it doesn't even have the right to exist. And yet, 'Hentai' and 'Fnarr-Fnarr' do. Good luck in making 'Sperglord' used so widely, that the professors, academics, etymologists, lexicographers etc at the OED take notice, subhuman /b/tards...!
The more you know.
umm... obviously this guy is a fucking retard and needs to find a rather large fire to die in...
but isn't the concept of a LGBT safe zone a bit of a slap in the face? it's like a free speech zone, or an atheist safe zone. it's kind of like a blatant admission that 'we can't protect you in this entire country, so we have reserved certain small areas for you. outside that, you're on your own and we are not responsible.'
please correct me if im wrong, and I hope to god I am.
/why yes, I am religious
Well, at leas he knows what faggot originally meant...?
Bu the rest is so stupid, I can hear Eric Idle and John Cleese both planning either a sketch about him or crashing his funeral in a hilarious manner.
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