Why would gays want to be in the military anyway? Who needs troops who squeal and run/mince away at the sight of blood? Besides, pink is not a tactically sound colour.
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Would it be poetic justice for this guy to get beaten up by a group of serving gay men who are no less masculine than serving straight men?
Yes, yes I believe it would
Alexander the Great.
You fail.
Sacred Band of Thebes.
Army made of man couples.
Defeated the Spartans on one occasion.
One guy gets killed the other goes into a berserker rage at the thought that his partner is dead.
Ah, there is someone at RR with a sense of humor, and decency -- check out this response to that thread.
Maybe a few of you can help me...I am trying to find that scripture when Christ and the diciples gathered around and made up funny jokes about the sinners? And then the one Paul wrote about how those jokes helped the growth of the kingdom? Let me know if you find that one.
Why would gays want to joing the military? To protect their country, for a steady paycheck, maybe to get some direction in their life...Same reasons as any straight person, really.
The rest is just proof that this twit has never been around someone who's openly gay.
Because no straight guy freaks at the sight of blood.
Anyway, just because they allow gays to serve doesn't mean that every gay in the country is going to sign up. What the fuck is with you people and the all or nothing thinking?
"Why would gays want to be in the military anyway? Who needs troops who squeal and run/mince away at the sight of blood?"
In Sparta, male homosexual sex was mandatory. They were hardly mincing poofters.
Besides, I've met plenty of straight men who don't like the sight of blood.
Yes, because all gay men are terrified of blood, and we all wear nothing but pink all the time. Also, lesbians don't exist.
But seriously, idiot, it's a matter of equal opportunity and discrimination. I don't want to be in the military. But not being allowed to be in the military, just because I'm gay? That's discrimination and I oppose it.
Oh, please, bitch.
You would break down into a quivering ball of hysterical, gaping terror and human feces at the sound of the first couple of rounds coming your way.
Go DIAFfight. Bitch.
Born to fight. Trained to kill. Ready to die, but *never will!
*Alright... eventually will.
SEMPER FI
Look, it's not even like it's only the butch gym-queen clones who can fight -- I'm a raging queen , and I'd still kick the asses of most straight men out there, a few at a time.
Pst, your stereotyping is showing.
Besides, this female can stand much more blood than most of my male friends can*. An effeminate male will probably do just fine in the army.
* And that's a fact. In a Red Cross course about Injury Make-up, we got to see pictures of dead people, in order to know what real injuries look like. Several of the men left the room during the "show". I was still there when the picture show ended.
They are lready in the military, and they have been awarded medals too... Luxie!
By the way, Tu loquesrisne Latinam? If not why are you using it?
"Why would gays want to be in the military anyway? Who needs troops who squeal and run/mince away at the sight of blood? Besides, pink is not a tactically sound colour."
I presume you're Twittering this whilst in the queue outside the nearest Armed Forces recruitment office, whilst reading up on Alexander the Great, and the Spartans in a book on ancient military history, LuxEquitis?
...what's that? You're not ? Well, colour me surprised...!
Demographic Fail: gays already serve in the military, you just like to deny it.
Pysch Fail: not all gays freak at the sight of blood. Not all straights don't.
Military Fail: not every military position is on the front lines. War takes supplies, logistics, communications, intel, mechanics...
Camo Fail (camoufailage?): pink is actually a sound addition to desert camo for some parts of the world, including, to my knowledge, Afghanistan.
Common Sense Fail: everybody gets the same fething clothes anyway, it's not like you can pick. That's why they're called "uniforms".
General Fail: almost as much as Abbadon (i.e. a lot).
Pink is not tactically sound?
When we're chasing the terrorists through cotton candy factories, you will know the error of that statement.
>implying that all gays run away at the sight of blood
As far as pink not being "tactically sound", maybe it'd be good to confuse the enemy with? "Oh hay, they got a pink flag. I bet they're total pansies!"
As Britain's Special Air Service run you down in their Pink Panther, desert camouflaged Armed Landrovers, remember this.
Could you be more prejudiced and bigoted? You're not completely batshit insane yet...
Gays are more similar to you than you'll want to acknowledge.
Very few women squeal and run/mince away at the sight of blood; we all bleed once a month, ya know.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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