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Heaven's Gate weren't particularly religious, even by your standards, Ruptured Retards; just a bunch of Sci-Fi fans who took things just a little TOO far. The ultimate irony here? They proved they have more 'faith' than YOU lot ever will.
You lot claim to be 'In this world, but not OF it', and you want to 'Go Home', therefore PROVE it. Now. Fact: 'Suicide is a Sin' is purely Catholic doctrine (and if 'Suicide is a Sin', then why did Jesus (who is God, natch!) ALLOW himself to be crucified? [Thus the earliest example of 'Suicide By Cop'?] Ergo God himself is a sinner, thus negating his OWN rules [/hyper-paradox]), so this would be the ultimate expression of you 'Protestants' being ANTI-Popery, and would simply be accelerating that lovely (C)Rapture you have a hardon for, would it not...?!
But you won't. You daren't. And why? Because you lot know that there IS no 'Afterlife', no 'Heaven' to go to, nor even a 'Jesus' who'll blow his horn, go down and suck you off. Otherwise you WOULD top yourselves now. Every second you're not, you only serve to prove we Atheists right, in our saying that THIS is the only life there is, with no 'Afterlife'; indeed, you constantly prove that you're more Atheist than we Atheists are, otherwise you'd prove us wrong: NOW.
But you won't. Prove we Atheists right, much, and always will...?! Those Heaven's Gate-rs - although not particularly religious - had cojones the size of Death Stars to actually 'Just Do It[/URL]' (those new black Nike trainers they wore).
One last - and faith-questioning - question: How do you personally know that they aren't up in that celestial spaceship, using those quarters in their pockets (of the tracksuits they wore in the above pic) in the onboard arcades & vending machines right now...?! And one of those Heaven's Gate-rs? The brother of "Star Trek"'s Nyota Uhura - Nichelle Nichols - who could indeed be boldly going where no one has gone before, and you can't dispute that notion, in a ship & to a location that is the antithesis of that in the film "Event Horizon": a realm beyond even your 'God's imaginings, where those Heaven's Gate-rs are experiencing eternal bliss.
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Liberate tutame ex inferis indeed, o Raptards. Just one thing, however: unlike what Joseph & Magda Goebbels did to theirs in the latter hours of WWII, keep your kids out of this, you've inflicted more than enough psychological abuse on them, thanks. There is an actual life for them to live, you know, even if you hate this world - and this life - so much that you have a constant chubby for your J-boy blowing his, going down & sucking you off. And this quote springs to mind:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=36594&Page=3
PROTIP: This was from before that day in late 2012. Post-that date, the Repubican Party dropped Faux News as a contributor to their FAIL that day. The fact you lot are more than 30 years away - one word: Demographics - from one of your kind being in the White House again, should tell you something: a Greater Disappointment, mayhaps...?! [/Millerites/'Campers']
That CARM Forums quote was from 2008. 'I look for it to happen any day' you say? And the (C)Rapture being imminent? Let's take a look at how the Oxford English Dictionary defines 'Imminent, shall we...?:
imminent
Line breaks: im¦mi|nent
Pronunciation: /'?m?n?nt
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Definition of imminent in English:
adjective
1 About to happen
There was an infinite amount of chances for your J-boy to blow his horn, go down and suck you off between 2008 & right now, I'm sure you'd agree; and 'About' (to happen) isn't a gap of six years - just as the Rio De Janeiro Olympics isn't about to happen - in the same way the 'Great Disappointment' in 1844 to right now can't be considered 'About'. After all, how many people like you - who have said 'It's about to happen' realised how hideously wrong they were, as they were about to breathe their last on their deathbeds?
The answer to that question is simple: 100%
Remember: every day your '(C)Rapture' doesn't happen is another day we Atheists are proved right. Oh, how you 'Lord' tarries so, eh Ruptured Retards?! [/mega-sarcasm] But like I say: those Heaven's Gate-rs Just Did It.
Ruptured Retards: a newsflash just waiting to happen. [/Jonestown]
