[Van Gods commercial]
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Sure, because fiction can't be respected for what it is.
@Brain_In_A_Jar: I think you'd win this argument lol
Many, many fundies' do not realize that their image of God comes from Zeus and Odin. They do not take time to read. Reading IS fundimental.(pun intended.)
There . . . now in the right spot.
Oh, for fuck's sake... it's a commercial! It's not actually religious, you nutters!
And special effects aren't real. I know it's hard for you people to understand, but there's a difference between stuff on TV and reality.
(I bet they'd go berserk over SciFi Channel adverts.)
Brain_In_A_Jar : Tesla coils are of the devil!!!!
I mean, isn't the fact that they were made by Scientists -- that selfsame large anonymous group responsible for Evolution and condoms -- enough to convince you?
Christ...IN...Cheryl? I know this is juvenile...but seriously, HOW did you pick that name?
Fundie death cult? or fundie seks cult?? *bow chicka wow wow*
YOU ARE ALL VILE, EVIL BLASPHEMERS!!!
Now go over to Thor and say you're sorry.
Quick, before his feelings are hurt.
Throwing lightings? Dude, you can do it yourself. Just build a certain loud machine that certain Serbian inventor invented at the end of 19th century and, Voila! , you too can be a God to your fundie brethren.
Those last days seem very long. We are now three years (and change) later and no Rapture has happened, as far as I know. Caribou Barbie is still here, spouting her nonsense. The Republican House in the US is trying to reverse women's rights back to what they were during the Dark Ages, or what they are in modern day Sharia-ruled Muslim countries. Getting rid of all these Religious Right people after the Rapture would be a blessing for the whole world.
"its the last days"
For you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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