(Responding to someone who called his precious book a fairy tale)
Bible isn't fairy tale. It has History in it.
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As usual, after reading one of LoneWolf1984's word diarrhea, I have to ask:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
1) Robin Hood has history in it, as do the Flashman, Sharpe and Captain Aubrey books. They're all fiction too.
2) The same fairy tale was used by both sides in at least two world wars, so in half these cases, the book 'helped' lose the war as well.
3) Unless the 'Beast' is Jessica Alba in thigh-length boots, spiked collar and nothing else , I think this unlikely.
^ "Jessica Alba in thigh-length boots, spiked collar and nothing else, I think this unlikely."
Just change Jessica Alba to Minnie Mouse and that's LW's wet dream.
The Illiad has historical facts in it, in fact it has far FAR more historical facts than any of the fairy stories enjoyed by theists of any kind.
It's still largely a work of fiction though.
Oh, on the Jessica Alba thing. Personally I would also bow down to Kylie - but thats just me I guess :-)
Does history class in the States begin with WWII or what is this obsession about?
And the Germans were christians too, fuckwit.
The Bible isn't a fairy tale because it has "history" in it? Does that mean that the three little pigs wouldn't be a fairy tale if it was set in a historically accurate portrayal of the Ottoman Empire? Does that mean that Little Red Riding Hood wouldn't be a fairy tale if it mentioned who the current king of England was during the time it was set in?
Sorry. You lose this one.
"Bible isn't fairy tale. It has History in it."
True. It does have history in it. Much of it is just flat out wrong though. The rest of it seems to be hit or miss, contradictory to both reality and other accounts in the Bible and the rest is so inconsequential as to not matter. Seriously, naming a major fucking city of the region and not screwing that up hardly validates the rest of the fables contained in your book.
"This fairy tale your call it. Helped people win the war."
How? By being kindling to set fire to enemy structures?
"You would be the one that will bow down to the statue of a Beast."
Doubtful. Very doubtful.
You would be the one that will bow down to the statue of a Beast.
Maybe they'll bow to the Beast in Europe where the spines are supple but here in America our spines are forged from titanium and dwarf star alloy. We're bottle-fed on Kentucky bourbon and raised on squirrel meat flavored with buckshot. We're taught that Americans aren't supposed to bow to royalty; what would make you think the Beast rates?
Bible people would be the war call that fairy
it win.
Completely garbled, and just as much sense.
Is it really fair to pick on the mentally challenged? Fundies are demented, but this guy seems like a village idiot. Oo-ar, oo-arr, oogly oogly oo!
American Revolution: A country founded on Enlightenment rationalist principles defeated an officially Christian nation.
World War II: One of the victors was an officially atheist country, while one of the losers had "God with us" belt buckles.
"This fairy tale your call it. Helped people win the war." Lemme guess -- Adolph Hitler used the Bible as a manual for when and where to attack, and so by reading the Bible the Allies could anticipate Hitler's movements?
Or are armored tanks supposed to be iron chariots?
Bible isn't fairy tale.
- Prove it!
It has History in it.
- That proves nothing. So does Mein Kampf.
This fairy tale your call it. Helped people win the war.
- The above should be one sentence. Homeschooled? However... I suppose they used high explosive bibles?
- As you to the bible, you Bibolater, you! Bibolatry IS a sin, you know!
"Maybe they'll bow to the Beast in Europe where the spines are supple but here... We're taught that Americans aren't supposed to bow to royalty; what would make you think the Beast rates?"
Haha, though of course America wouldn't have got rid of royalty without the help of the French, who did it first... and in Europe too.
"Gone with the Wind" has history in it. It has Atlanta, Charleston, Sherman, and the Civil War. It is still a fairy tale.
It has History in it. This fairy tale your call it. Helped people win the war.
You would be the one that will bow down to the statue of a Beast.
Seriously, would somebody PLEASE take away either this dude's crackpipe, his internet privileges, or both?
This fairy tale your call it. Helped people win the war.
And here I thought its main role in wars was to help start them, not stop them...
You would be the one that will bow down to the statue of a Beast.
I seriously doubt that Dr Hank McCoy would want a statue, nevermind people bowing in front of it. He'd probably find it horribly embarrassing.
@Brit-nontheist: it was the other way around, actually, the French Revolution happened two years after the American one. I doubt we could have funded the Americans while we were busy building our own republic and trying to protect it from Royalists and neighbouring monarchies. On the other hand, we can boast that we actually got rid of our monarchy, instead of just seceding from it. :P
"STOP POSTING THIS GUY'S COMMENTS!
If you find his comments boring then you must have very high standards. BTW, typing in all caps just makes you look like an ass.
Someone commenting on his drawing said:
"In your silly little scrawling, don't you think saying "I've been BOUGHT (not brought) by Christ's blood?"
LoneWolf1984's response:
"Who brought you in the spiritaul ?"
WTF!?
Oh good grief!
Lonewolf1984 is one of the most outspoken, knuckle-dragging fundies on devianTART. It doesn't surprise me at all seeing multiple quotes from him here on FSTDT.
It also doesn't surprise me the idiot has his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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