...[M]y goal for 2010 is to discredit these vermin so bad that just the THOUGHT of being labeled a "progressive" or "environmentalist" or "liberal" will send someone scurrying under the rug like cockroaches when the lights are turned on.
I want them to feel FEAR like they've never imagined. "Oh, NO NO NO!! You've got it all WRONG! I was NEVER one of those awful liberal people who lied about Global Warming or anything like that! I listen to Rush Limbaugh! No, it wasn't me!"
Marginalize them until they're looked upon with just a bit more contempt than the SS Totenkopfverbande. Silence them for the next 100 years.
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I will let the Nostalgia Critic speak for me.
Awww ... it's a little McCarthy-Hitler Crossbreed! look at the little fascist promote doctrines of hate and fear while denying the idea that any other viewpoint is correct!!! awww ... he's so cute! Just like bubonic plague!
This proud progressive would just love to get the chance to stomp your nuts flat one day, and we'll see who runs for cover afterward.
Oh, and your hero Rush is into Dominican boys. Why do you think he's always on about "bending over?" And what about his arrest when he returned from the DR in possession of a Viagra prescription that was not written in his name?
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Luckily, most of the world, and much of this country, recognizes American Conservatism as a cult of the worst, most dangerous, kind. Heck! They wouldn't even be walking the streets if Raygun hadn't emptied the asylums in search of "loyal Republican voters".
BTW. Lush Rimjob is a profane drug addict bereft of the slightest hint of human decency.
I had a thing I was going to post about recent social and political history, as well the nature and language of debate these days, the current state of media commentary and punditry...but then I realized that is so much wasted electrons.
So I'll just leave it at "You don't have the balls little man. The only fear I'm picking-up on here is from you, behind that computer screen."
Well a good place to start is to keep using words like "progressive" or "liberal" as pejoratives. If that doesn't work, then link your opposition to Hitler or the Nazis any way you can. It's a sure argument winner.
Oh and what's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?
One is a flaming Nazi gasbag and the other was an airship.
"And now the liberals want to stop President Reagan from selling chemical warfare agents and military equipment to Saddam Hussein, and why? Because Saddam 'allegedly' gassed a few Kurds in his own country. Mark my words. All of this talk of Saddam Hussein being a 'war criminal' or 'committing crimes against humanity' is the same old thing. LIBERAL HATE SPEECH! And speaking of poison gas ...I SAY WE ROUND UP ALL THE DRUG ADDICTS AND GAS THEM."
-Rush Limbaugh, Nov. 3, 1988
The conservative plan for the next century or so:
1) Wait for global climate change to fuck everything up.
2) Blame liberals and Democrats.
3) Profit.
Well sure, Wyatt, maybe you could smash every thermometer in the world, but how in hell are you going to knock out all the Earth-observing satellites?
You do realise that's what you're disagreeing with, right?
I bet that was your goal last year. And the year before that. And before that.
How'd those work out, by the way?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't your ideas the antithesis of what it means to be American?
In any case, surely it is easier to provide the Liberals with definitive proof of the superiority of your philosophies rather than trying to terrorize them into silence?
OK, I know those questions will fall on deaf ears, since I know you are only blathering inconsequentially like a loud-mouthed moron via your keyboard because you haven't the guts to do so publicly.
*ahem* There's tons of evidence for climate change. While it probably won't hit temperate zones as hard, hotter regions are really gonna be hurting.
And progression in society is a good thing since it prevents stagnation and allows nations to better prepare themselves for new threats. While environmentalism can certainly be taken too far, it's still a good idea to take care of the only planet we can live on. We need natural resources for every aspect of our lives, after all.
Also, good luck marginalizing a growing movement. Several of your national heroes, such as Abraham Lincoln, were progressive for their time.
The funny thing is, if wheather is changing, with disastrous consequences, and society has changed too, your goal for 2010 will be delayed............for ever.
"...[M]y goal for 2010 is to discredit these vermin so bad that just the THOUGHT of being labeled a "progressive" or "environmentalist" or "liberal" will send someone scurrying under the rug like cockroaches when the lights are turned on. "
Since conservatives have been denying to poll takers that they're republicans for the past year, little hope there.
Personally, I'm in the negative there. You'll have your work cut out on us ex-christian ex-republican types. I already respond pretty strongly to ever being confused for a republican, it would take a damn long time to reverse that. It took a long time to go from republican to democrat, I think it will take much longer to turn me back. Especially now that I've learned how to think for myself.
Good luck with that goal...
Oh no, we don't want any "progression", we want to move backwards! We want to return to Neanderthal times. [/sarcasm]
The ones lying about "Global Warming" are the conservative fundies. We realists are scared shitless about what we can see happening in front of our very eyes, due to the Global CLIMATE CHANGE.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh? Why would I want to do that? Sure, I only have Al Franken's word for it, but he seems to be a real hypocrite, telling others to be good, while doing whatever he wants himself.
Marginalize? The ones in risk of marginalization are you dolts.
My goal for 2010 is to exercise more, and save up money to go traveling.
Didn't the Jim Adkisson incident teach these right-wingers anything? Hatred kills.
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