"I don't give a rat's back side about scientific fact. I do care about my eternal soul. Just for the record, I'm a science teacher, and I still believe that God (HE) created all that is, and He is responsible for all that ever shall be.
I have a life and a family. People who debate never do anything except debate. So sit in your lofty heights and continue to delude yourselves that you are greater than and smarter than the rest of us. As for me, I won't waste my efforts on those who are so jaded by their own conceit as some of you are."
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Start with the obvious:
Well, if you are a science teacher, then you either are unaccredited, and thus not in fact a science teacher, or you betrayed your own convictions many, many times on the Praxis and licensure tests, which essentially makes you a liar.
Just for the record, I'm a science teacher, and I still believe that God (HE) created all that is, and He is responsible for all that ever shall be.
I think this one was contrived as a foil to those preachers, who happen to be atheists, out there.
E. Treasures wrote:
What if God sent people to Hell for being wilfully ignorant? You'd be stuffed then.
Just for the record, I'm a science teacher
Oh yeah? The science teacher for your poor, unfortunate children whom you homeschool, I presume?
I don't give a rat's back side about scientific fact... I'm a science teacher So sit in your lofty heights and continue to delude yourselves that you are greater than and smarter than the rest of us.
I can't, you're taking up all the room up there. After all, you're the one who seems to think that you know everything.
"I don't give a rat's back side about scientific fact. I do care about my eternal soul. Just for the record, I'm a science teacher, and I still believe that God (HE) created all that is, and He is responsible for all that ever shall be.
I have a life and a family. People who debate never do anything except debate. So sit in your lofty heights and continue to delude yourselves that you are greater than and smarter than the rest of us. As for me, I won't waste my efforts on those who are so jaded by their own conceit as some of you are."
"Just for the record, I'm a science teacher"
Just for the record, you're a liar.
Please.
None of us is smarter than you because were better or less educated. We're just not puppets like you.
I'll bet your hypocritical ass wants the latest medical treatment and antibiotics, though. Why would that be if you "don't give a rat's back side about scientific fact", hmmm?
All you get are the antibiotics we were using 50 years ago. What's that you say, they're not working? Sorry, nothing else for you, since you think science is crap. Pray to your magical sky-pixie for healing. Your diseases must be caused by your sinful nature.
"I don't give a rat's back side about scientific fact."
Be afraid people. Be very afraid.
"I'm a science teacher"
Bull fucking shit.
Scientific facts created the computer you are using and the Internet that you are publishing this on.
Debate is part of our lives, silly, and we're definitely smarter than you are, E.
We gladly waste a bit of effort on laughing at your conceit and stupidity.
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