Can we be sure a verse from the Quran wasn't written by satan himself?
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The Quran is not the word of a god as it was written by man. There again, so was that atrocious tome of spite, the bible, written by man. The bible is anti-human and a recipe for human extinction, unless you're an ancient and gullible middle eastern desert dwelling twerp. Apparently, many in the west wish to live like uncivilized savages. That's when they're wishing to not live on earth that is.
Can we be sure about the Bible either? I mean, certain fundies are saying that Bible translations besides the Only and Original King James Version have satanic influences. Heck, some have claimed even the original texts aren't as reliable as the KJV! Can you ever be sure when you go down this road?
Shit, some of the rapture prophecies I've heard of speak of a false church, which always made me wonder, what if that is Christianity itself.
I mean, if I was Satan, I'd do it exactly that way. According to the bible, Satan can have any soul that joins him willingly. Creating a religion seems like the PERFECT way to do it, especially when that religion thinks it's playing for the good guys.
Seriously... if you guys watched some movies or thought outside of the bible-box you'd see how ideas like that aren't so far fetched.
@ Dr. Novakaine :
I think it means either:
(A) "The words in the Bible are full of the instructions for how to avoid hell, and are going to be repeated down throughout the ages because that's just how pernicious Christianity is"
-OR-
(B) "They are like well-aged Cheddar cheese, and have been donated to the Salvation Army truck on the street corner for recycling."
Can we be sure a verse from the Bible wasn't written by Satan himself? Hell, for that matter can we be sure that the FSM didn't write the whole damn thing himself?
You don't have any fucking proof outside of your book that it was written by God, so STFU.
Can we be sure a verse from the Quran wasn't written by satan himself?
Sure. Satan is a myth, like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. The Quran was written by Mohamed. The OT was written by a bunch of bronze age Arab goat herders and the NT was written by early Christians who never met Jesus.
You run with that idea Buzzardhut. Why don't you got tell it to the people at the nearest mosque? I'm sure they'll be happy to hear it!
Make sure one of your friends brings a camera! It ought to be classic! :D
The Qur'an was supposedly revealed by the angel Jibril (Gabriel) to Muhammad and written by Muhammad's companions during his lifetime, and your reasoning is actually digging yourelf a deeper hole when it comes to defending the Bible as the true and Holy scripture.
Granted the Qur'an wasn't written in chronological order, but that doesn't automatically mean it's satanic.
"the revealed scriptures of the Holy Bible- they are sharp"
I didn't know that tissue paper crap they make Babbles out of could give you a paper cut-
I always heard that the bible paper makes good rolling papers for doobies.
Someone might have already beat me to this, but here goes:
Can we be sure a verse from the Bible wasn't written by satan himself?
Ka-boom, shish.
"I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our vacation. She said someplace she'd never been. I said, How about the kitchen?
"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I call you ladies and gentlemen, but you know what you are."
Damn, Kat beat me to it... of course, add in that the Koran was written AFTER the new testament and it was a Christian that told Mohammed that his visions were true and from god... but hey, what do I know, I'm just studying Islam thanks to audio books.
"Can we be sure a verse from the Quran wasn't written by satan himself?"
By having no basis for assuming that the same isn't a possibility for THE BIBLE AS WELL, maybe you should just quit while you are still ahead and bow your head in complete and utter shame.
"B-b-but the Bible is AWESOME!!1!" doesn't count as a counter-argument to that possibility sadly. Especially with all the evil, and what not.
Can we be sure a verse from the Bible wasn't written by satan himself?
If you just switch 2 words it makes just as much sense
Actually his name is Stan. I don't know where you're getting this extra 'a'. Anyways, YHBT (YHVH is another common typo) was owning everyone in Killer Instinct, until Stan came along and successfully pulled a combo breaker. YHBT is a passive-aggressive bastard who wrote this stupid tl;dr story where he's this Mary Sue character and Stan is the villain. It somehow blew up in popularity, as many undeserving internet things do, and people made a religion around it. And you know the rest...
But the satanic verses were eaten by a goat. So therefore only gods words are left, silly!
"the revealed scriptures of the Holy Bible they are sharp with true salvation"
Please be careful. You shouldn't run around with sharp salvation.
"and will never pass away"
"Can we be sure a verse from the Quran wasn't written by satan himself?"
As opposed to... what? A book of farytales called the Bible, written by a bunch of Bronze Age goatfuckers who had ideas above their stations?:
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"We stick to God's true Word"
Yeah. You do that. Whatever floats your (leaky) fundy boat, Buzzardnuts.
"God's true Word" contradicts itself hundreds of times.
And Muslims are saying the exact same thing about you, you know.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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