Everyone should know that the worst weather yearly record for drought in the USA was in the year 1988.
1988 is the same year when Israel celebrated it's 40th yearly birthday.
I think that if all was very well with Israel, that the spiritual and biblical significance of Israel's 40th yearly birthday in 1988, should have brought good weather and not the worst weather record ever for drought in the USA in 1988.
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Then again, some native Americans claim Easter sucked donkey balls about 1981 years ago.
I so fucking hate people that force me to do math for the sake of a bad joke. Watch out for yourself B.
That's God for you ... He's pissed off at the Jews, so He sends a drought to a third of some other country for three years spanning Israel's 40th anniversary. Is this the same nearsighted guy who punished homosexuals in the old quarter of New Orleans by destroying Baptist churches in the north ward?
@John:
And I do blieve is the same blind-ass clown that, when punishing Lisbon for its iniquity, made an earthquake that left all the brothels untouched but demolished most of... the... chur... ches... Huh, guess he actually aimed right back then
I got a good job in 1988, one that I held for most of a decade and look back on fondly.
Obviously I should stay in school and avoid job-hunting for the sake of our nation.
Send me your donations, everyone! Tuition doesn't pay for itself!
Everyone should know that theworst weather yearly record for heat in the USA was in the year 1998.
I think that if all was very well with Israel, that the spiritual and biblical significance of Israel's 50th yearly birthday in 1998, should have brought good weather and not the worst weather record ever for drought in the USA in 1998.
So, what, the Jews are James Bond esque villains with weather control machines now? That reminds me, I could be watching Quantum of Solace right now.
1988? We Brits fucking gave them Palestine in 1947 to actually form the state of Israel in the first place.
Question: Why did Israel - for it's fledgling air force - have to come crawling to it's former masters for some British-made Gloster Meteors, when USA refused to sell Israel it's then most advanced jet fighter, North American Aviation's F-86 Sabre?
Therefore we in Yorkshire in 2007, and south/south-west of the UK late-2013/early-2014, would like a word with you, re. weather. Because you can then explain to them about all those homes & businesses destroyed by the worst floods in those parts of my country.
Frankly, 'Your argument is invalid ' would be the least of your problems. Especially when our Environment Minister (after a COBRA meeting) stated that Climate Change is now a proven threat to state security.
Moral: Americentricism. It'll be the death of you, one of these days.
Sounds to me like it was beautiful weather, sun shining, not a could in sight...
Or am I misunderstanding what a drought is.
It rained for 40 days and 40 nights when God wanted to cleanse the world and start over.
Noah waited another 40 days after it rained before he opened a window in the Ark.
Embalming required 40 days
Moses was on the mountain with God for 40 days
Moses' face shone after the 40 days on the mountain.
It took the spies 40 days to search out the promised land and bring back fruit
The Israelites spent 40 years in the wilderness.
Elijah strengthened by one angelic meal went forty days to Mount Horeb.
Jonah warned the City of Nineveh they had 40 days until God would overthrow the city.
And the sweet little baby Philbert was born in 1940 ! It's a miracle!!! Well, 1944, but close enough for god's work.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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