Today’s Laugh 3-24-18
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Mick, I'm not in the vicinity to punish you properly for this unspeakably lame "comic", so what I'd like you to do is go to your mom's knife drawer, take out the sharpest one, and cut your nuts off.
Oh 2 points, 2 flats and a packet of gravel. I'm sure that will make them bulletproof, when the shooter has a semi-automatic.
You're more of an idiot than I even thought, Mickey boy, that's elementary, my dear Watson. Not to mention you're about as funny as a rat down the trousers and a bullet in the guts.
Am I the only one who suspects very strongly that his Sherlock Holmes is traced (as is his Rod Sterling)? They are certainly better than Innsmouth!Hitchcock and leagues ahead of - and stylistically distinct from - his normal drawings.
PS:
At least it's an actual comic format this time, instead of a wall of text!
... Wait, is he saying that rounded-off rocks don't hurt people?!
I can usually figure out what bullshit point Mick is trying to make with his stupid comics, but this one? I have no fucking clue...
Are you honestly trying to suggest that DEMOCRATS are the ones trying to come up with excuses not to do anything about school shooters? Because I see an awful lot of Republicans and their enablers out there throwing blame on everything BUT guns and coming up with every stupid "solution" under the sun but banning semi-autos, from Trump's stupid "arm the teachers" to Rick Santorum's "teach kids CPR"...
If Mick thinks (well, I say 'thinks,' you know what I mean) that being hit with stones doesn't hurt, I'd invite him to try it out for himself.
Basil Rathbone starred in "Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror" during WWII.
In which he acts against someone using their 'Freeze Peach' to declare acts of terrorism by the Nazis upon Britain.
It wasn't Scotland Yard who acted upon the terror that occurred in Dunblane you know, Dick Willy.
Also, apparently Mick is unaware that Watson was a doctor, a military man, and very well educated. He didn't have a Cockney accent, nor did Holmes. So I think this is a backhanded shot at the British, to top it all off.
Of course, it could just be Mick is an idiot. And most of his comics suggest that's probably it.
I think what would be fun to do with Mick's "comics" would be to take the dialogue out, or just imagine it's not there, and see if you can figure out what is supposed to be going on. Like this one for instance: We have Dick Cheney at a podium addressing members of the Blue Man Group, next to what looks like a big outdoor fireplace, in front of which for some reason are green flower pots full of potatoes. And in the second panel, a nondescript building with an equally nondescript flag is carrying on a conversation with two giant disembodied floating heads.
(I wonder if he got that idea from Chick tracts; there's always "talking buildings" in those.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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