Ghosts are demon that have shape shifted.
Spiritual beings of the spirit realm are not confined to the laws of the physical realm
and are therefor able to appear as anything and have the power to give visions
So with that power they can change into the likeness of what we think aliens look like
and give visions of being on a space ship and since they can possess non-believers they
can make part of thier spirit look like a syringe or any other item and enter the victims
causing them intense pain and the like. They have been around since the beginning of
man so they know great detail about men's past lives. This explains past life experiences
and a whole multitude of things that people believe in and take as a fact because of
what demons can do.
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Idiocy is a non-material idea that possesses fundies. When it possesses a fundy, it causes them to lose the ability to think and reason, and to lose the function of logic. It then causes them to think that fairy tales are real, and reality is just an illusion of an evil being they call "satan".
I'm pretty sure that reincarnation isn't a Christian doctrine.
And, more importantly, that demons don't exist.
I'm beginning to think that christianity was a really mean trick of Loki's. He's got us all in an uproar, fighting amongst each other, all for an illusion. Oh, and by the way, shape-shifting is a Native American/Druid technique, not a demonic one. Get your mytholgies right.
I love that fundies are convinced that Demons are real, and capable of performing elaborate illusions that can completely fool thousands of people down to the tiniest detail.
But they are completely convinced that Jesus was the son of god (because he said he was) and he did miracles (could be illusions) and then died and was resurrected (sort of demon-y eh?). Haven't they considered that their demon explanation would also fit with Jesus?
Wouldn't that be a great trick for the big guy downstairs? One huge hoax that led thousands of Jews away from the true path and used them to commit countless atrocities.
Who's the Satan worshipper now Fundy!
Too bad Satan isn't real, if he was, and he had done that I would have loved to see their faces when they found out.
WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. Christians believe there cannot be spirits on Earth, since they either go to heaven or hell. They cannot go anywhere else or else the whole point of heaven or hell will be wasted, but your whole religion is retarded and mixed up that you guys can't even agree on what to believe in.
So they don't hold these people under water long enough to kill them, but it is long enough to cause brain damage?
It's the only thing I can think of that would cause the uniform level of stupidity.
Ghosts don't exist.
"Am I the only regular FSTDT reader/thread poster who is becoming less amused by the fact that Rapture Ready members have a strong tendency to be delusional, and more amused by the coincidence that this OP about ghosts and demons was submitted by someone with the handle of Christopher Lee?"
I have no option... It's my name...
yeah, you should roll 2d20 and use your shield of dominance (tm) to save hit points, then ask mom for more dr. pepper. then log out of WOW and myspace before masturbating to hannah montana.
and turn the basement lights off! it's three o'clock in the fucking morning!
They also know how willing humans are to believe in gods and things, so they created Jesus. Jesus wasnt the first "savior god" that they invented, go check out Horus, Mithra, Zoroastrianism, and Hercules. All of them, including Jesus, are obvious demons that people have been fooled into worshipping.
(Christopher Lee)
I see. *nods* Even better, then. Well, at least it probably is around Halloween, since in the absence of any better ideas, you could always costume yourself to look like the famous actor.
On a similar note, a few years ago, while standing in a supermarket checkout line that didn't contain any beautiful women to gaze upon, I flipped through a copy of The National Enquirer to give my eyes something different to look at while I waited. One article I noticed described several men named Richard Tracy, all of whom worked as private investigators or police officers.
Using one imaginary situation to explain another imaginary situation.
These demons are awfully subtle for having such abilities, don't you think?
Spiritual beings of the spirit realm are not confined to the laws of the physical realm and are therefor able to appear as anything and have the power to give visions
Brain scans have given evidence that "visions", i.e. hallucinations, operate in the same areas of the brain as epileptic seizures. The amygdala, specifically.
In other words, it's all in your head. A couple beers will flush out the demons, don't worry. Trust me, I have tested this premise thoroughly.
Y'know, you can cure that by lining your house with thick layers of tin foil, wear tin foil all over your body, lock yourself in your closet and avoid any and all contact with the outside world.
Please, nobody wake me up...I'm enjoying the thought of a world without people like this. 'Course, knowing fundies, waiting1 would be the only one who holds this view and all the othes "aren't True Christians (TM)".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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