Jesus isnt funny, his crucifying wasnt funny but these sick homo freaks made millions from his blood and agony.they are the same as nazi concentration camp gards and worse than saddan hussein but he was executed.
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Jesus isnt funny???
Rubbish. The bible says he was very popular and a fantastic party ( wedding ) guest. He probably had them rolling in the aisles.
A Roman, a Greek and a Parthian walk into a bar...
For the record, Graham Chapman was the only homosexual in Monty Python, and he died of cancer.
"hey are the same as nazi concentration camp gards and worse than saddan hussein but he was executed."
My heart bleeds for you. Truly it does. I'd play you a violin solo, but I can never find a violin small enough.
Jesus wasn't funny? I always thought "come and I will make you fishers of men" was a clever bit of wordplay, at least. I doubt He ever had them rolling in the aisles at the Jerusalem Improv, but I'm sure He was able to make a good joke.
"Jesus isnt funny, his crucifying wasnt funny"
How about if we took the mechanism out of one of those 'dancing flowers' and put it inside a crucified Jesus figure so he did a little jiggle on the cross whenever music played? Would that be funny?
Okay, now I want one...
Jesus wasn't funny? I always thought "come and I will make you fishers of men" was a clever bit of wordplay, at least. And let's not forget the knee-slapper He laid down in Matthew 16:18 :
"And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church"
Get it? Rock? Peter? 'Cause "Peter" in the original Greek means "rock"? HAR!
Do you include Mel Gibson in the "sick homo freaks" who made several tens of millions from his snuff film of Jesus?
Religious manipulation at its very best - he should have gotten an Oscar for figuring out how to get $$$ out of the fundies by using Hollywood methods.
"Jesus isnt funny, his crucifying wasnt funny"
"these sick homo freaks made millions from his blood and agony"
"they are the same as nazi concentration camp gards"
"worse than saddan hussein but he was executed"
Enough said I do suppose.
Jesus not funny? Bullshit.
Jesus is the son of God, God in human form, right? And God is perfect and all-powerful, right?
"Perfect" would include a great sense of humor. And if God can do anything, he can tell awesome jokes.
Therefor, BY DEFINITION, Jesus must be the ultimate comedian.
"Jesus isnt funny, his crucifying wasnt funny but these sick homo freaks made millions from his blood and agony.they are the same as nazi concentration camp gards and worse than saddan hussein but he was executed."
This bit right here is packed to the brim with all kinds of stupid.
This person is comparing Monty Python's Flying Circus to Saddam Hussein and Nazi guards?
Little hint, merseygroup: That's not Jesus being crucified there. Jesus doesn't appear in that scene at all.
That's Brian!
FOLLOW THE SHOE!
Sure, because homosexuals, by having sex with a person of their gender, are gasing, crucifying, cremating and torturing.
Let's see... movie about clueless Jewish guy swept up in a movement he didn't understand vs. the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.
I'll go with the Pythons on that one. Even if I had to look at Graham Chapman's flaccid wiener in that one scene.
First, Brian is not Jesus. Ok, his life parallels his but that´s all. And second, in which way making fun is equal to killing, discriminating and executing?. WTHell?
“Jesus isnt funny, his crucifying wasnt funny”
"but these sick homo freaks made millions from his blood and agony.”
“they are the same as nazi concentration camp gards”
About 5 years ago, there was a zombie unit in the parade for Halloween. A muslim man, recently immigrated to the US, attacked the man dressed up as a zombie Muhammed. He was arrested and kept insisting he didn’t know such filth was allowed here. Many people told him that this is the US, and such free speech is protected.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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