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[In response to question about the burning bush]

All matter has molecules, as molecules increase in speed they emit heat as energy matter. You vibrate them quick enough and they will actually burst, in turn sparking a fire. When you read about Abraham ascending you will see there was a huge explosion, its because ascension means taking your body into light form, in order to do that you have to increase the vibration of your body and thus they burst into fire. Now if you have any faith in Jesus, as a great being, I can promise you there are hundreds more like him, they just increased the molecules in the bush and Moses was clairaudient, so hearing them was not a problem.

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