[In response to question about the burning bush]
All matter has molecules, as molecules increase in speed they emit heat as energy matter. You vibrate them quick enough and they will actually burst, in turn sparking a fire. When you read about Abraham ascending you will see there was a huge explosion, its because ascension means taking your body into light form, in order to do that you have to increase the vibration of your body and thus they burst into fire. Now if you have any faith in Jesus, as a great being, I can promise you there are hundreds more like him, they just increased the molecules in the bush and Moses was clairaudient, so hearing them was not a problem.
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Combustion chemistry, bonding theory, a little bit of quantum electrodynamics, thermodynamics: You fail at all of them.
Nuclear burning bushes, spontaneous combustion, New Age mumbo-jumbo, and Judeo-Christianity.
It's a smorgasbord of fail, wrapped into one convenient package.
Rocket!Abraham had a few too many burritos?
And FYI, moron, fire is the energy released by a chemical reaction (chemicals reacting, becoming different chemicals), NOT the motion of the atoms itself. FAIL at chemistry.
"they just increased the molecules in the bush and Moses was clairaudient, so hearing them was not a problem."
Moses was Clairvaudeville. You fail at scam detection too.
"All matter has molecules..."
Nope molecules are made from atoms and not all atoms are bound up in molecules.
"You vibrate them quick enough and they will actually burst, in turn sparking a fire."
Strike Two!
"clairaudient"
What the fuck?
That is not what fire is. Now, fire is when the molecules move very quickly, but you forgot about the part where the electrons become excited. And they do not burst. The rest of the quote is even worse and pure bullshit.
sorry. science+religion=no
if you want to be a bat shit crazy person who believes in sky zombie, that's your problem. don't bring science into it.
Just a mess of science, confusing chemical and nuclear energy. Besides the whole nuclear energy thing is just based on a THEORY...the Theory of Relatity...but it's just a theory so it can be ignored unless you live in Hiroshima or Nagasaki.
Why do you think they call it a theory anyway?
Uh, no, just BAD science.
Point of fact: all matter does NOT have molecules. A diamond for example has no molecules. All matter has atoms.
increased the molecules in the bush
I don't know about the rest of his crazy, but I really want to take this piece out of context.
"All matter has molecules, as molecules increase in speed they emit heat as energy matter. You vibrate them quick enough and they will actually burst, in turn sparking a fire."
And if you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, you can use that fire to make the best S'mores ever.
"All matter has molecules, as molecules increase in speed they emit heat as energy matter. You vibrate them quick enough and they will actually burst, in turn sparking a fire."
So DC's "The Flash" is God?!
...although "My-Otome O~S.ifr"'s Rena Sayers could take him out without breaking sweat:
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Or, likely, Moses was lying his ass off or even more likely, he was tripping balls and hallucinating due to malnourishment and/or 20 minutes after that crazy mushroom patch.
Besides, the Flash can vibrate at ludicrous speeds and he never has a nuclear explosion. And I know the Flash is real because I've seen him in books. lolz
@ Quantum Mechanic
Didn't do well in atomic and molecular physics or chemistry, did you?
I wouldn't be a bit surprised if SorO got an F in Sandbox 101.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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