Things will get so bad NOW that Jesus will HAVE to come back!!! [Thumbs up]
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It's people like you that make things go so bad now! You wish for Jesus' second coming? Aww, lets trigger the apocalypse by invading Afghanistan, Iraq and stirring up the middle east, perhaps the oncoming war is the one mentioned in the bible. Oh, and for that climate-hot-oil-not-thingy that everyone is talking about now: Jesus will come soon, so lets buy another SUV that goes to heaven with me.
Why because the democrats won more elections than the republicans? Jesus is basing His return on that? Children in africa are dying of AIDS, people all over the world are dying of starvation, but Jesus has been tarrying to wait for the democrats to come back into power?
Yaaaaaaay, death, destruction and mayham! I get to watch everyone being tortured from my skyrise vista! Boy, I can't wait!
I'd submit it but I don't think it stands alone. From the thread:Gay Marriage will be the law , and Nancy Polosi will get too much air time." (my emphasis)
But in the mean time, our taxes will double. Small businesses will close. Unemployment will go much higher. The stock market will tumble. Gay Marriage will be the law, and Nancy Polosi will get too much air time.
So all of the atrocities commited, some in his name, for two thousand years, and THIS is what tears it for jebus?
Well, if he didn´t come after the two world wars or, worse, when the Crusades, I don´t think he´s coming now, when we´re living in one of the most peaceful moments in human life.
I know I already commented, but y'know, I'm just really entertained by this quote. So entertained, in fact, that I made this:image
Yay!
You know, no matter how bad things get, a dead guy (dead about 2 thousand years) is not going to come back, even if he promised to.
Okay, so we've had planes fly into buildings, terrorism all over the world, murder, genocide, war, even Iran and North Korea threatening nuclear war...and in your mind the Democrats taking the House is the event which will get Jesus moving?
Machine translations are imperfect. Single-tired-person translations may be equally flawed. Fundiebabble-to-English translator now engaged.
You know, posts like this make me wonder if they're desperate enough for the Rapture that they'd do anything to speed the process. And don't some of them work in airports? Yes, I'm talking about sabotage in the name of Jesus.
"Some say it's just a part of it:
Bob Marley was right. Of course, Christians fail to see the irony and play it totally straight.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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