If the Rapture happens while I'm at work then there will be some really startled guys in my office. I'm the only Christian here with three devout Jewish men. Let me just say, its a struggle. They kind of view me as a slightly stupid pet dog. :shrug: Boy are they gonna be surprised.
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I can imagine this person getting home every night and praying "Lord, please don't make the rapture happen until I go back to work, I really want to surprise those people that treat me so bad and see their f***in horrified faces when you cast their a$$es into HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY..."
There are only so many times you can fall for the-trick-where-someone-pretends-to-throw-something,-then-you-chase-it-but-they-actually-kept-it-in-their-hand before people start to make fun of you.
Dear RobinWWJD,
I was a Christian once. I prayed for the Rapture every day, and I wanted it to happen at work, so I could freak out the atheists/Jews/Hindus/etc that I work with. Well, one day, I was convinced that it happened when I woke up one day, naked and next to a really amazing woman. I was in heaven! For a few minutes. Then, my boss called and said I was fired for sneaking out of work and drinking for twelve hours straight the day before, and I got a rather huge bill from Red Hot Call Girl, inc. Plus I had a massive hangover.
Gosh Robin, its like they know something you don't know. But of course, that couldn't possibly be, could it?
“Boy are they gonna be surprised.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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