read you bible #fundie

read you bible #fundie topix.com

[re: Lesbian teen attacked by classmates]

Being gay is wrong. READ YOUR BIBLE. People should not have been mean to Cheyenne (or whatever her name is). I do not think those girls were going to hurt her, she had her cell phone on recording. SHE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR HELP! SHE IS LIEING ABOUT SOMETHING......This girl new there would be problems, the way she dressed, acted etc.If you are gay you need help....It is not right!! i feel sorry for people that are gay, because there is something just not right about them.

71 comments

old comment by

Leviticus 'Man shalt not lie with man' yada yada actually DOESN'T mention lesbians.

Which is a noticable omission, since it clearly mentions both males and females when it come to bestiality and other sexual sins, so why didn't god mention lesbians there?

Up through the bible, we have Jesus NOT mentioning lesbians, any passage you point out about marriage is irrelevant since
a) We ain't talking about marriage atm
b) Marriage is a man made concept

And then we come onto paul who does mention women who are naturally attracted to men, giving into their lusts and having sex with women.

Umm, small poiint, but if their lusts told them to have sex with women then they were probably NATURALLY attracted to other women violating Pauls utter crap on first attempt.

So entire bible and only one person feels the need to even mention lesbian sex. And that dude was clearly writing a different bible to Jesus.

1 measly mention compared to the several times Jesus tells you to give up your possessions. I'm waiting... oh right:

Maybe you should READ YOUR BIBLE

old comment by Jezebel's Evil Sister

"SHE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR HELP!"

Blaming a victimized woman for failure to call for help loudly enough is, indeed, Biblical.

"If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city." -- Deuteronomy 22:23-24

"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days." -- Deuteronomy 22:28-29

old comment by dionysus

Being gay is wrong.

No.

READ YOUR BIBLE.

No.

People should not have been mean to Cheyenne (or whatever her name is). I do not think those girls were going to hurt her, she had her cell phone on recording. SHE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR HELP! SHE IS LIEING ABOUT SOMETHING

You can record without exposing your cell phone, you cannot fucking call for help without your attackers finding out about it and risk losing your only lifeline. You're a moron.

This girl new there would be problems, the way she dressed, acted etc.

Oh, right, because I forgot we were still living in the 1950s where everyone was expected to be creepy carbon copies of each other. Yes, heaven forbid someone be different.

If you are gay you need help....It is not right!!

There's nothing wrong with being gay. There is something horribly wrong with being a xenophobic fundie though.

i feel sorry for people that are gay, because there is something just not right about them.

I feel flabbergasted by fundie bigots. How can they enjoy being so ignorant? How can so much hate possibly exist in one person? How can they be so damn afraid of everything? It boggles the mind.

old comment by Horsefeathers

"Being gay is wrong."

Says you.

"READ YOUR BIBLE."

I've read more of it than I care to. It says absolutely nothing about lesbians, so far as I can tell.

"People should not have been mean to Cheyenne (or whatever her name is)."

Your overwhelming concern almost brought a tear to my eye.

The least you could do is be sure of her name if you're going to try the old "love the sinner, hate the sin" bullshit.

"I do not think those girls were going to hurt her, she had her cell phone on recording. SHE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR HELP! SHE IS LIEING ABOUT SOMETHING......"

Ah. My mistake. You're going for the classic "blame the victim" ploy instead.

Tricky little devil you are.

"This girl new there would be problems, the way she dressed, acted etc.If you are gay you need help....It is not right!!"

Fuck you.

"i feel sorry for people that are gay, because there is something just not right about them."

There is something "not right" about people who cannot accept or tolerate another human being that is even superficially different than themselves be it skin color, ethnicity, religious beliefs or sexual orientation. Those are the people with "something just not right about them." People like yourself, for instance.

old comment by GigaGuess

Being gay is wrong. READ YOUR BIBLE.
And what about those of us who have had a bellyful of mindless hypocrites like yourself? What do we read to learn to hate people arbitrarily?

People should not have been mean to Cheyenne (or whatever her name is).
Your concern for her well-being touches the cockles of my heart. -_-

I do not think those girls were going to hurt her, she had her cell phone on recording.
Perhaps they tricked her, too. Perhaps she was trying to ensure that even if they DID succeed in tossing her off the gosddamn cliff that she could still get some justice. But no, it must be the evil lesbian trying to entrap some poor, innocent girls.

SHE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR HELP!
Outnumbered, and likely miles away from anyone. Yeah, I can see how that would have worked.

SHE IS LIEING ABOUT SOMETHING...
Possibly, but I doubt it's the assault and attempt on her life.

...This girl new there would be problems, the way she dressed, acted etc.
Ah, I see, it was her fault. Why she might as well have thrown herself from the cliff, so those good little girls wouldn't have had to sully their hands, yes? I mean, they were clearly provoked by the Lesbianism radiating off of her.

If you are gay you need help..
Yes, if you're surrounded by people like you. Someone to talk to, and help you realize that you can be happy without lying to yourself.

..It is not right!!
Says you.

i feel sorry for people that are gay, because there is something just not right about them.
Well, I don't know about everyone else here, but I'm glad to have people like RYB here to teach me important moral lessons. Such as loving someone of your own gender is unforgivably evil, whereas trying to throw them from a cliff, possibly killing or maiming them permanently is good, Godly Christian love.

old comment by WWWWolf

> I do not think those girls were going to hurt her, she had her cell phone on recording. SHE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR HELP! SHE IS LIEING ABOUT SOMETHING......

Rrrright. I'm sure the police and rescue workers will just love how fundies use technology for the maximum benefit of crime investigation and emergency response.

"I don't think that other guy was going to steal anything, the guy took a photograph of the burglar with his cellphone. HE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR HELP! HE IS LIEING ABOUT SOMETHING......"

"I definitely think that guy was, in fact, lost in the woods - he just used the GPS to find out his location. HE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR HELP! HE IS LIEING ABOUT SOMETHING......"

old comment by Spicyrocketsauce

"Being gay is wrong. READ YOUR BIBLE. People should not have been mean to Cheyenne (or whatever her name is). I do not think those girls were going to hurt her, she had her cell phone on recording. SHE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR HELP! SHE IS LIEING ABOUT SOMETHING......This girl new there would be problems, the way she dressed, acted etc.If you are gay you need help....It is not right!! i feel sorry for people that are gay, because there is something just not right about them."

Wait a sec, I'll translate this into English.

"I don't want to admit that straight people could ever possibly assault a gay person, as I've spent my entire life preaching about how morally superior straight people are."

There we go.

Oh, and BTW, next time you're being violently assaulted, try calling 911. See how well it works.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Being gay is wrong. READ YOUR BIBLE"

I have. Curious as to what it says, read your bible? You should be (and of course - as you'd agree - the Bible is the literal 'Word of God', amirite?). As I shall quote to you, verbatim:

Leviticus 18:22 (KJV): 'Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.'

Notice something? Yes, that's right. It doesn't say 'Thou shalt not lie with womankind as with womankind', does it?

And if the Bible doesn't specifically mention women doing the same as men, thus your 'God' doesn't condemn Lesbianism.

And if he doesn't condemn Lesbianism (female x female) in the same way as Homosexuality (male x male), then then your 'God' is a hypocrite; he can't condemn one, and not condemn - and therefore, by definition, condone, the other. Therefore he's a contradiction to himself, ergo he doesn't exist. QED. (and last time I heard, Queen Victoria =/= 'God').

The prosecution rests, m'lud.

I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.

@The L

"@His4Life: So she's "butch." I've known a lot of STRAIGHT girls who dress "butch."

Two Words: Ellen Ripley.

@SeekerLancer

"What if my bible says being gay is right? You said to read my bible after all, you didn't say what bible it had to be."

And even if it's their Bible (the KJV that fundies drool over so much) as I've demonstrated above, it can be used as the ultimate weapon* against right-wing Fundamentalist Christians:

image

'Know your enemy and know yourself. And you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles'

-Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"

*- Imagine Osama bin Laden tied up and placed between an array of IEDs - with a stick in his mouth with a wire attached, leading to the detonator of said IEDs. Or Tomas de Torquemada in one of the 'games' devised by the 'Jigsaw Killer'.

read you bible #fundie topix.com

71 comments

Confused?