Darwinism is sorcery. It first began with the gods of gaiah. Half man and half fish. Man's unhealthy imagination always wanted to worship fractionated species. This ape/man issue is not new at all.
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Even by coadie's usual standards that post is total gibberish.
Oh, and Mr Spak wins the internets.
Science does not state that we are half man half ape
Science STATES that humans are one of the great apes
It has nothing to do with any form of religion (or sorcery).
However, turning water into wine, creating man out of dirt, and walking on water, are definitely forms of sorcery
Half man and half-fish? WTF? Is this something to do with worshipping Neptune? (I can never figure out if the stonecutters are really nephelim, reptilian shape-shifting space aliens, or descendants of sea-gods.)
I wonder if fish/human hybrids look like sleestaks with fish heads?
There's a baboon boy in the White House, but he's been leaking his worshipness all over the place. Lame duck? How about One Lame Fuck?
The sorcery theory again. Evidence, please.
It's Gaia, btw. I would pronounce Her name properly, if I were you.
blablabla...
that's all I can read
Half man half fish?
Evolution never talks about mermen... Infact evolution distinctly states that...
1. Apes are goddamn intelligent creatures. Among the smartest to move on earth.
2. We are the smartest although you would not think so looking at the garbage that CARM has on it.
3. This is due to our unique evolution.
4. We occupy a very very interesting position on the scale of existence because we can break our evolutionary chain since we have "science". Science gave us an understanding of processes around us that we can "use" to improve our lives. No other animal shows this kind of grasp of our surroundings.
As for Ape/Man.... Look at the skeletons. We carry the same modifications. If God built man he damn well picked an ape chassis rather than something divine.
Actually, I believe he's confusing science with fundie propaganda garbage. It's a super-special kind of make-believe.
For Darwin's sake, Coadie... it never fails to amaze me that an adult can be so painfully ignorant.
Yes, The Origin Of Species is actually a book of spells that allows atheists to plague Christians with hordes of demons that are half-man/half-fish. Once you replace the fish symbols on the back of your car with half-man/half-fish symbols, our plans for world domination will have been realized.
I think the half-man half-fish idea went out of fashion with PT Barnum's Feeje Mermaid.
Needless to say, what is coadie smoking, and more the point where can I get some?
"Man's unhealthy imagination always wanted to worship fractionated species"
Sounds a bit like Jesus - half man, half god.
As opposed to worshiping a dirt man ancestor?
See? I can lower things to the lowest common denominator, too!
As opposed to half-man, half-mud golem?
By the way, that's one hell of a straw(mer)man, coadie. It's a bit out there, even for you.
It began with the 'gods of Gaiah'? You claim there are other gods do you? Go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass salvation, do not recover the money you put in the collection plate.
Gaia is half man half fish?
Well the earth is part land and part water so that'd kinda make sense if it were in any sense true.
"Man's unhealthy imagination always wanted to worship fractionated species"
Angels have wings, wouldn't that make them part bird and part man?
Christianity is anus worshiping. It first began with the Goat Gods of southwestern Mongolia. Men have always had unhealthy imaginations when it comes to goats... This goat/man/anus/christian thing is not new at all.
There you go, I just rattled off some made up bullshit even more rediculous than what you said... does that mean I win?
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