vampires dont exist??
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What powers you ask? How bout the power flight? That's levitation, Holmes. I've got the power to kill a yak at 100 paces... WITH MIND BULLETS! That's telekinesis, Kyle. I've got the power... to move you.
Dude, you are on RR. Keep their mindset. I'll help you with that. It's very simple. One simple sentence is important chunk of it.
Here it goes: "If it isn't mentioned in the Bible, it doesn't exist." There, now you too know the secret. You can now go and play at their playground too, without getting into trouble. Go now.
Whenever I see spelling this bad, I think of this.
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Of course it could be a troll taking it a bit too far.
They keep saying all these murderous Satanic groups exist. Cite.
Lot's of Christian-based cult massacres on record. Crime statistics around the world all report superficial isolated connections to the occult that aren't the drive or cause of the actual crime.
That's because crazy people do crazy things, like believing in supernatural forces. Crusades bitch?
oh! and all this time i thinked that are the cristians that liked to drink blood.
All this time i was going to a wrong church, next sunday i´m going to the old and abbandoned house were three hot goth girls celebrate the coult
“vampires dont exist??”
“there are satanic sects out there that drink blood-human and animal\isnt that a definition of vampire”
“-oce u take out the supernatural out -liek the flying abilities which could possible be tru because the enemy does have power of his own that he gives to his seerrvants!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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