[Showing the True Christian Spirit when confronted with people who didn't like the Passion]
if any of yall aint got nothin nice to say about jesus or god for that matter then dont say not a @#$% thing at all!!
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whoever didint like that movie can just go suck a dick because thats wrong to say about jesus. how about you die.
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“But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment and can suck a dick: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire and can suck several dicks.”
-J.C.
It was a fictional movie, created by a Hollywood actor. How, exactly, does that exempt it from criticism?
Wow. Do you kiss your cross with that mouth?
Crappy movie. not enough plot to be a good drama, too one note and repetitive to be good horror or torture porn. Props to the cinematographer though, he certainly made watching someone being beaten for two hours pretty. One question: were we supposed to laugh when the cartoony guard said (in subtitles) "hurry up, we haven't got all day"? Cause I thought it was freakin' hilarious!
And isn't it wrong to encourage people to carry out wrong deeds like sucjing your dick?
I cannot communicate with you because you really don't speak English. Try learning some. It's a wonderful means of communication.
Such a delightful example of the love and tolerence Jesus taught...
In the word's of my best friend, "You make God cry"
Because 2 hour snuff-films are the christians favourite family entertainment.
But Spongebob, yeah that's pure evil you've got there.
I don't know how a movie about Jesus is equal to Jesus himself, and therefore immune to reprisal and criticism when all it is is a morbid attempt to portray a Biblical account of Jesus's life. It is fine to criticize anything about such a movie (except for the plot...that might get Jesus's ire up!).
Also you can go suck a dick so that you can practice for Jesus. And then die.
what is it with you fundies and cocks? It was SERMON on the mount, not SEMEN on the mount.
And they didn't mean mount as in a gimp, its a mountain.
I'm just going to paraphrase Carlos Mencia (one of the only times I ever will): People who watch the Passion and get pissed at other people for not being touched and loving the movie are idiots because when they ask me why I wasn't touched, I say, "I read the book, bitch! I already know what happens!"
So, disliking a movie = I hate the J-man? No, not really. I appreciate the J-man.
It's a large number of his followers that frighten me and bug me quite a bit, though.
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